Some Roundabout PapersThackeray, William Makepeace
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Some Roundabout Papers
Thackeray, William Makepeace
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We sent to Walter’s mother, requesting that he might join us, and the
kind lady replied that the boy had already been at the morning
performance of the equestrians, but was most eager to go in the evening
likewise. And go he did; and laughed at all Mr Merryman’s remarks,
though he remembered them with remarkable accuracy, and insisted upon
waiting to the very end of the fun, and was only induced to retire just
before its conclusion by representations that the ladies of the party
would be incommoded if they were to wait and undergo the rush and trample
of the crowd round about. When this fact was pointed out to him, he
yielded at once, though with a heavy heart, his eyes looking longingly
towards the ring as we retreated out of the booth. We were scarcely
clear of the place, when we heard “God save the Queen,” played by the
equestrian band, the signal that all was over. Our companion entertained
us with scraps of the dialogue on our way home—precious crumbs of wit
which he had brought away from that feast. He laughed over them again as
he walked under the stars. He has them now, and takes them out of the
pocket of his memory, and crunches a bit, and relishes it with a
sentimental tenderness, too, for he is, no doubt, back at school by this
time; the holidays are over; and Doctor Birch’s young friends have
reassembled.
Queer jokes, which caused a thousand simple mouths to grin! As the jaded
Merryman uttered them to the old gentleman with the whip, some of the old
folks in the audience, I daresay, indulged in reflections of their own.
There was one joke—I utterly forget it—but it began with Merryman saying
what he had for dinner. He had mutton for dinner, at one o’clock, after
which “he had to _come to business_.” And then came the point. Walter
Juvenis, Esq., Rev. Doctor Birch’s, Market Rodborough, if you read this,
will you please send me a line, and let me know what was the joke Mr
Merryman made about having his dinner? _You_ remember well enough. But
do I want to know? Suppose a boy takes a favourite, long-cherished lump
of cake out of his pocket, and offers you a bit? _Merci_! The fact is,
I _don’t_ care much about knowing that joke of Mr Merryman’s.
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