Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
For the notions and the chivalrous assumptions of Gaston Bulmer all now
appeared to Gerald out of reason, in view of the divine predestination
which was upon him. A god had no concern with such slight imbroglios as
the code of a merely terrestrial gentleman and the proper maintenance
upon Earth of polite adultery. It would, indeed, be positively ill-bred
for a Dirghic god to meddle with any of the affairs of a planet which,
according to Gerald’s Protestant Episcopal faith, had been created and
was controlled by an Episcopalian deity; for Gerald had of course
retained, provisionally, that religion in which he was a communicant
until he could find out something rather more definite about the
religion in which he was a god.
Gerald therefore said: “My good Gaston, that your meaning is excellent,
I do not doubt. And it is not your fault of course that, in your merely
human condition, you do not quite understand these matters, and
certainly cannot view them with an omniscient eye.”
The older man said: “I understand, in any event, that through all these
years you have stayed here bewitched with terrible half-magics, and that
your own eyes are blinded with the woman’s rose-colored spectacles. And
I seek to preserve you.”
“You would preserve me for the provincial life of your little Lichfield!
You would make me just another chivalrous, bull-headed, rather
nice-looking and wholly stupid Musgrave! In fine, you would urge me to
become genteel and to deny my glorious destiny. Yet to do that would be
cowardly, Gaston: for, whether I like it or not, there is upon me the
divine obligation to fulfil some very ancient prophecies.”
“What sort of prophecies are these?”
“They are Dirghic prophecies. But, then, it is not the language in which
a prophecy is uttered that matters, rather it is—Well, it is the spirit
of the thing! For you must know—although, in view of my wife’s social
position, I have compelled her, after some little argument, to introduce
me hereabouts as a visiting sorcerer,—yet I may tell you, in strict
confidence, Gaston, it is decreed that, as the Lord of the Third Truth,
I am to reign in Antan.”
“And who told you any such unlikely nonsense?”
“Some people that I met upon the road. Oh, quite honest looking people,
Gaston!”
“And who told you that you were the Lord of any Third Truth?”
“There my authority is unimpeachable. For I had it from the lips of a
beautiful and accomplished and chaste gentlewoman, Gaston, who was
speaking with all the frankness begotten by our being in bed together at
the time.”
“And how can you reign in Antan, or anywhere else, when you do not ever
go there? Through all these years, I gather, you have loitered here
within a man’s arm’s reach of Antan!”
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