Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves — John Shaqi
Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
“No,” Gerald assented, “no, but you ought to. And not to do so is wholly
un-American.”
“Yet why do you Americans call this particular bird a rooster, when
everybody knows that all birds except ostriches and cassowaries roost,
and that every flying bird everywhere is thus a rooster?”
“Well, I admit that we do not reason about it as you reason in Lytreia.
I admit that the word ‘rooster’ is a word without connotations and
without any correspondence in anatomy. Nevertheless, every nation has
its customs. And it is as much our well-established American custom to
call the male of the chicken a rooster as it is your custom to call that
thing a nose.”
“But we call that a nose because it is, in point of fact, a nose. It is,
as we have told you I do not know how many times, the Holy Nose of
Lytreia.”
Gerald was honestly exasperated by the obstinacy of the people of this
kingdom.
“Even so,” said he, “if you want the truth—”
He spoke then the truth about that tongue, as it appeared to him. But
his remarks were lost to history through the circumstance that none of
his hearers ever thought of setting them down in writing.
Instead, his hearers shuddered. They gave him a black cock, and they
drove him out of that temple. It was in this way that Gerald put an
affront upon the Holy Nose of Lytreia.
17.
Evaine of Peter’s Tomb
NOW Gerald rode upon the silver stallion toward the immemorial,
moss-overgrown tomb of King Peter the Builder, and Gerald carried under
his left arm the black cock. Gerald noted, with an interest natural to
any student of magic, the glorification tree which grew beside this
tomb. He once more whistled meditatively. Then he hitched his shining
stallion to an over-candidly carved and painted post which stood at the
door of the tomb, and he went in.
The interior of this spacious tomb was lighted with nineteen iron lamps
swung from the ceiling. Gerald thus saw, first of all, the great
four-square mirror covered with a flesh-colored cloth. Before it fumed a
smoking brazier; and beside this stood the appearance of a woman. To her
left hand was a broad bed, and to her right, a gilded pig-trough heaped
with fig-leaves. These leaves this woman was crumpling and tearing into
little pieces one by one before she destroyed them in the fire of the
brazier.
She heard Gerald’s civil cough. She turned: and Gerald was enraptured.
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