Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
Then Gerald moistened his finger-tip with a drop of the water from the
Churning of the Ocean. As the Lady of the First Water-Gap had done to
Gerald’s forehead, so Gerald did to the shrivelled idol of Lytreia.
It was changed. Its limpness departed; its coloring quickened; corded
large blue veins, very intricately forked and branched, arose about its
now glowing surface, which revealed also many tiny veins that were
brightly red and astonishingly tortuous. It became enormous and
high-standing and robust and succulent. It throbbed and jerked. It was
hot to the touch: and the roughened cartilage of its erect tip-end now
glistened with imperial purple.
And everywhere at that same instant the magic of Evaine was lifted from
Lytreia, and the nose of every man regained its proper proportions and
vigor. Young couples to the right hand and to the left could be seen
withdrawing to sneeze in private: the girls were already producing their
handkerchiefs. And the three priestesses began to bathe the rejuvenated
idol with refreshing water: they wreathed it with leaves of the Indian
wood-apple; they placed before it flowers and incense and sweetmeats.
Meanwhile they chaunted a contented song in honor of the Holy Nose.
Tenjo and all the older lords and dowagers of Tenjo’s court had kneeled
in worship. Gerald only remained standing as arrogantly erect as was the
idol which people worshipped in Lytreia.
“I honor in a civil way,” said Gerald, “the spirit of this tongue—”
“But this,” said Tenjo the King, now speaking almost peevishly, “is not
a tongue. It is the Holy Nose of Lytreia.”
“Do you not be flying, my dear fellow, upon the wings of bad temper,
into the face of scripture and of logic! In a civil way, I repeat, I
honor this member. I personally am rather fond of talking. Nevertheless,
as being myself a member of the Protestant Episcopal church, and as
being also a self-respecting member of the Dirghic mythology, I must
decline to worship this so restive and inflammable member of any man’s
body.”
Tenjo at that got up from off his knees. He came toward Gerald: and the
white-bearded, grave King then spoke with rather less of peevishness
than of compassion.
“You will regret such sayings. For that also is a law of Lytreia.
However, do you now ask what you will for the vigor which you have
restored to our noses, and we will gladly pay that price. Yet for the
blasphemies which you have uttered in this temple the spirit of the Holy
Nose will by and by be asking a price: and that price nor you nor any
other lad will ever pay gladly.”
Gerald replied, “For the renovation of your noses, and as a propitiatory
trap for the doomed wu in Peter’s Tomb, you will pay me the price of one
black rooster.”
“But what,” asked Tenjo, “is a rooster?”
“Why, a rooster is the herald of the dawn, it is the father of an
omelet, it is the pullet’s first bit of real luck, it is the male of the
_Gallus domesticus_.”
“We do not call a male chicken that—”
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