It was one of a row of tawdry modern buildings, the lower floors of
which were utilized as shops--an undistinguished sort of place, in an
undistinguished street. They climbed upstairs and wandered through two
or three rooms, all alike save that one of them had a balcony; square,
white-washed rooms, not very clean, and inadequately furnished with
tables, cane-bottomed chairs and a few prints on the walls. There was a
lavish display, however, of bottles and glasses, and several shelves
were littered with newspapers in different languages. Acetylene lamps
hung from the flat ceiling. An odour of stale tobacco and alcohol
pervaded the premises. Flies were buzzing against the window-panes.
Half a dozen nondescript members, looking considerably the worse for
wear, loafed about moodily or snored in deck chairs. Two or three were
writing letters. It was the sulkiest hour of the day. Mr. Heard noticed
a slender young Indian and a blond-haired fellow--probably a
Scandinavian. They were arguing about cigars with a rosy-cheeked old
reprobate whom they called Charlie. An adjoining apartment, the
card-room, contained a livelier party, among whom the bishop recognized
Mr. Muhlen. He had lost no time in making himself popular. He must have
found congenial spirits here.
"Well?" asked Keith.
"Cheap and nasty," suggested the other.
"That's it! They call it the Alpha and Omega Club, to shadow forth its
all-embracing international character; it's just a boozing institution,
where you run to seed. They come in here, and say the south wind makes
them thirsty. Red and Blue Club would be a more appropriate name. That
is the whisky they have to drink."
"Why cannot they drink wine or--or ginger beer?"
"He tries to stop that. He would not be able to make any profits on
wine."
"Who?"
"The President."
And Mr. Keith proceeded to sketch the history of the establishment.
The Alpha and Omega Club had led a precarious existence. Often its life
dangled by a thread for lack of members, or because those members who
owed subscriptions were unable or unwilling to pay them. Such had been
the case before the accession of the new President. It hung its
drooping head; had almost withered away. Mr. Freddy Parker tended the
languid flower, and watered it--with whisky of his own composition.
It revived. Or rather (which amounts to the same thing) Mr. Parker
revived--sufficiently, at all events, to pay off some of the more
pressing of his private debts. Napoleon, or somebody, once remarked:
"L'ETAT, C'EST MOI." Mr. Parker thought highly of a strong character
like Napoleon. He used to say, when talking things over with his lady
in her "boudoir" at the Residency:
"The Club, that's me."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account