On the whole, there was no denying the fact that the Club flourished
under the statesman-like autocracy of Mr. Parker. That was partly
because, unlike previous presidents, he was generally on the spot. Some
great man once made a remark about the need of "the Master's Eye." He
believed in that remark. If you run a place, run it yourself. He was
ever-present, absorbing at other people's expense his own poison, to
the effects of which he seemed to be immune; and borrowing money, on
the sly, from the richer and more forgetful members. His uproarious
joviality, his echoing ha! ha! became a feature of the place; it
deceived the simple, and amused the complex. He was ready to talk about
anything with anybody who shoved along; he had a fund of naughty
tropical stories for the so-called bawdy section, and could be as
sympathetic and pious as you please with a contrite youngster suffering
from last night's debauch.
"A hair of the dog," he would suggest with a genial wink, pushing the
bottle temptingly nearer.
The regulations had also been improved under his auspices. The entrance
fee was imperceptibly raised, while the conditions of entry were
relaxed. It was his lady's idea originally. She made it clear that the
more numerous the members the greater the quantity of whisky
consumed--the greater, therefore, their profits; quite apart from the
possibility of additional subscriptions being paid. He agreed. Then, in
a sudden glow of commercial enthusiasm, he proceeded to hint that
ladies should also be admitted. Regretfully she put her foot down.
Anywhere else the proposal would have been welcome. It was out of the
question on Nepenthe.
"You're forgetting that Wilberforce woman," she said. "She would have
to be carried home every night. It couldn't be done, Freddy. We might
as well shut up the shop at once. People would get talking about the
place--you know how they talk, as it is."
Miss Wilberforce was a pathetic local figure, a lady by birth, with a
ready tongue, wiry limbs, and an insatiable craving for alcohol. She
would unavoidably have damaged the reputation of the place, to say
nothing of its furniture. She had gone from bad to worse lately.
"Perhaps you're right, Lola. It isn't worth while for those few
subscriptions. After all, I'm an Englishman. But how about all those
Russians?" he added.
"I've often told you to let them in, Freddy."
"So you have, dear! It was your idea originally. Well, I must think it
over again."
He thought it over and regretfully came to the conclusion that it could
not be done. Russians were not people of the right kind. They were not
honest.
"Russians are too artistic to be honest," he declared.
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