It was a BON MOT which he had picked up, long ago, from Madame
Steynlin, in the days when the lady looked with disfavour on the
Muscovite colony. That Lutheran period was over for the present: she
was orthodox so far as sentiments were concerned. Nothing could be good
enough for the Russians, just then. An acquaintance with Peter, one of
the handsomest of the whole batch of religious enthusiasts, had brought
about her psychological conversion and altered her outlook upon life.
Her heart was in the Urals. But that stupid, malicious epigram had
impressed itself on the mind of Mr. Parker, who was hopelessly
insensitive to the flaxen curls of Peter.
"No," he decided. "They are not honest. We must draw the line
somewhere, Lola. I draw it at Russians. At least I think we ought to.
But I'll think it over again."
That was foolish of him, she opined. For the Muscovites would probably
have paid their accounts as regularly as other members; and as to their
capacity for raising the Club revenues by the destruction of
alcohol--why, many people had said unkind things about them, and yet
nobody had gone so far as to accuse them of being unable to stow it
away in proper Christian style. No wonder. Because there was nothing
whatever in their Bible, the GOLDEN BOOK of the divinely inspired
Bazhakuloff, to prohibit or even limit the consumption of strong
waters. In the matter of dietary he had only bidden them refrain from
the flesh of warm-blooded beasts.
Mr. Parker was always thinking things over and coming to the wrong
conclusion. It was foolish of him.
She knew him too well to say anything more for the moment. She would
have to bide her time because Freddy, of whom she had made an
exhaustive study, was a wobbler, and worse than a wobbler. He was
stubborn at the wrong season and difficult to manage. He needed careful
motherly guidance. All fools, she reflected, were subject to meteoric
gleams of common sense. He was no exception to that rule. But whereas
they received such flashes with thankfulness, he persisted in regarding
them as inspirations of the devil. That was the tragedy of Freddy
Parker. It made him into something quinessential--a kind of super-fool....
Mr. Keith enquired:
"You don't want to become a member of this institution, do you,
Bishop?"
The other pondered awhile.
"I am pretty democratic," he replied. "We have some warm places in
Africa, you know, and I never allowed myself to be beaten by them.
Perhaps I might be of use to some of those poor fellows in there. But I
like to do things properly. It would entail at first a little friendly
drinking, I'm afraid, in order to gain their confidence. It is not in
my character to do one thing and preach another. I cannot pose as an
abstainer after the way I enjoyed your luncheon. But the smell of the
whisky here--it scares me. My liver--"
"Ah, yes!" said Mr. Keith with a sigh. "No wonder you hesitate. It is
quite disheartening, all that drunkenness."
CHAPTER VI
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