Circus -- Fiction; Maine -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Villages -- Fiction
Fat city men are sometimes too matter-of-fact to understand the
eccentricities of genius. This traveller simply went on--out of Palermo
and out of this story--he and his wife and his daughter, his reeking
horses and smart surrey. He beheld Aquarius Wharff actually engaged in
his biggest job of prognostication---snuffing at the first of a train of
events that “ripped open” Palermo--and yet he only clucked to his horses
and drove on and never realised what he had observed.
“Hard-times” Wharff had been standing for quite two hours in the
broiling sun on the extreme corner of Asa Brickett’s grocery store
platform. His attitude was familiar enough to his townsmen. He was on
the tripod, so to speak, as a soothsayer, though it is hardly proper,
perhaps, to speak of one leg as a tripod. He wearily balanced himself,
shifting feet from time to time. His dingy old felt hat had the crown
pinched to a peak and, before and behind, the broad brim was similarly
pinched to peaks. The effect was somewhat that of a general’s chapeau,
and its ludicrous illusion was heightened by a considerable assortment
of rooster’s tail feathers thrust into the crown.
When “Hard-times”--a name more generally employed locally than
Aquarius--stood on one foot in front of Brickett’s store, his hat
flattened fore and aft--‘twas known by local observers that he was
having one of his “weather-vane spells.” Now, this little fancy harmed
no one, and it was agreed in Palermo that no other resident could smell
a change of weather so far ahead as Aquarius Wharff.
If he stood on two feet, well balanced, and glowered grimly, he was
merely indulging in a fancy for his own amusement. Though he never
explained his ruminations to any one, it was suspected that he revelled
in a proud triumph of the imagination and felt all the haughtiness of a
bald-headed eagle. Certain it is that Palermo respected his abstraction
and did not smile when he stroked his plumage and fixed a still more
piercing gaze on the horizon.
Aquarius Wharff believed--and his townsmen agreed--that as a
weather-vane he was distinctly serviceable to Palermo. He would
inveigh against the inaccuracy of the dingy, rusty arrow on the Union
Meeting-house, and then would perk his nose into the wind, and rotate
himself on his wavering leg to show his own superior manageability. When
he permitted himself to play eagle it was purely for his own relaxation.
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