Circus -- Fiction; Maine -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Villages -- Fiction
When he was not engaged in either pursuit Aquarius Wharff was a mild
and neighbourly man who lived with his “old maid” sister, Virgo, in the
little brown house beyond the currier shop. His twin delusions were his
only “outs,” and his tolerant neighbours in Palermo had long ago ceased
to pay any attention to his divagations. But when a man stands for
two hours in the broiling sun in one attitude he makes a picture that
disturbs his friends. Uncle Lysimachus Buck, whose chair was propped
against the side of the store in the shade, desisted from “teaming”
a worried caterpillar with his cane and called querously: “For
timenation’s sake, ’Quar’us, come set down out o’ the sun, do! It
makes me steam and sweat to look at ye.”
“Wind quart’rin’ to west’ard, mack’rel sky, sign o’ rain, hard times
gen’rally and nothin’ ’cept air put into doughnut holes nowadays,”
croaked Aquarius without turning his head; “I jest see six crows fly
s’uth’ards from the Cod-Head spruces, and that means somethin’ ’sides
a heavy fog.”
He shifted to his other leg and set his neck more stiffly, and continued
at his feat of endurance with the pertinacity of an Indian fakir.
“He’ll git sunstruck, sure’s Tophet’s a poor place to store powder in,”
commented Buck. His snappy tones indicated that his selfishness at being
annoyed by the figure in the sun’s glare was more provoked than his
solicitude.
“Why don’t you git under a tree and rest?” he demanded. “An’ if you’re
bound and determined to play dog-vane, then hold an emb’rel over
yourself. Swan, if it don’t make me dizzy to watch him!” Uncle Buck took
off his cotton hat and turned the burdock leaves in the crown to bring
their cool surface next to his bald head.
“I’ve thought at times that ’Quar’us was losin’ his mind some--more’n
what runs in the family,” observed Dow Babb, unhooking his toe from
behind his ankle and immediately retwisting his long, gaunt legs in the
other direction. His townsmen had nicknamed him “Fly” Babb on account of
this trait.
“He ain’t nobody’s fool, ’Quar’us ain’t,” remarked Brickett, who,
in the midday dearth of traffic, was lounging at the shady side of the
store. “Them Wharffses is weather-struck and always was so, ’way back.
It runs in the fam’ly--seems to! Old Gran’ther Wharff, you know, kept a
di’ry of storms, droughts, hot and cold streaks and all such, till the
day he died, and his son Zodiac figured out of that di’ry all the signs
of storms and so forth. I’ve got ’em writ some’ere in my desk--change
o’ wind, birds’ flyin’s, bugs’ actions, cobweb signs on the grass and
all! Yass’r, the weather streak runs in the family, all right.”
“I reckon it must ’a’ been runnin’ hard in Zodiac Wharff,” snorted
Buck, “to make him saddle sech names on to his children as ’Quarius,
Capri-cornus, A-rees, Virgo and--what was that light-complected one that
went West and got lugged off by a terronado? I can never think of that
dum name!”
“Sagittar’us, wa’n’t it?” suggested Brickett.
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