Black humor; Country life -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Scotland -- Fiction
"Why, I mean them sketches," said Sir Bingo. "I'll give you a handsome
order for them, if you will tell me. I will, on my honour."
"Does it concern you particularly, Sir Bingo, to know any thing of my
affairs?" said Tyrrel.
"No--certainly--not immediately," answered Sir Bingo, with some
hesitation, for he liked not the dry tone in which Tyrrel's answers were
returned, half so well as a bumper of dry sherry; "only I said you were
a d----d gnostic fellow, and I laid a bet you have not been always
professional--that's all."
Mr. Tyrrel replied, "A bet with Mr. Mowbray, I suppose?"
"Yes, with Jack," replied the Baronet--"you have hit it--I hope I have
done him?"
Tyrrel bent his brows, and looked first at Mr. Mowbray, then at the
Baronet, and, after a moment's thought, addressed the latter.--"Sir
Bingo Binks, you are a gentleman of elegant enquiry and acute
judgment.--You are perfectly right--I was _not_ bred to the profession
of an artist, nor did I practise it formerly, whatever I may do now; and
so that question is answered."
"And Jack is diddled," said the Baronet, smiting his thigh in triumph,
and turning towards the Squire and the stake-holder, with a smile of
exultation.
"Stop a single moment, Sir Bingo," said Tyrrel; "take one word with you.
I have a great respect for bets,--it is part of an Englishman's
character to bet on what he thinks fit, and to prosecute his enquiries
over hedge and ditch, as if he were steeple-hunting. But as I have
satisfied you on the subject of two bets, that is sufficient compliance
with the custom of the country; and therefore I request, Sir Bingo, you
will not make me or my affairs the subject of any more wagers."
"I'll be d----d if I do," was the internal resolution of Sir Bingo.
Aloud he muttered some apologies, and was heartily glad that the
dinner-bell, sounding at the moment, afforded him an apology for
shuffling off in a different direction.
CHAPTER VI.
TABLE-TALK.
And, sir, if these accounts be true,
The Dutch have mighty things in view;
The Austrians--I admire French beans,
Dear ma'am, above all other greens.
* * * * *
And all as lively and as brisk
As--Ma'am, d'ye choose a game at whisk?
_Table-Talk._
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