Black humor; Country life -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Scotland -- Fiction
The Man of Law murmured, "Circumstances--circumstances--I thought so!"
Sir Bingo whispered to his friend the Squire, "Run out--blown up--off
the course--pity--d----d pretty fellow he has been!"
"A raff from the beginning!" whispered Mowbray.--"I never thought him
any thing else."
"I'll hold ye a poney of that, my dear, and I'll ask him."
"Done, for a poney, provided you ask him in ten minutes," said the
Squire; "but you dare not, Bingie--he has a d----d cross game look,
with all that civil chaff of his."
"Done," said Sir Bingo, but in a less confident tone than before, and
with a determination to proceed with some caution in the matter.--"I
have got a rouleau above, and Winterblossom shall hold stakes."
"I have no rouleau," said the Squire; "but I'll fly a cheque on
Meiklewham."
"See it be better than your last," said Sir Bingo, "for I won't be
skylarked again. Jack, my boy, you are had."
"Not till the bet's won; and I shall see yon walking dandy break your
head, Bingie, before that," answered Mowbray. "Best speak to the Captain
before hand--it is a hellish scrape you are running into--I'll let you
off yet, Bingie, for a guinea forfeit.--See, I am just going to start
the tattler."
"Start, and be d----d!" said Sir Bingo. "You are gotten, I assure you o'
that, Jack." And with a bow and a shuffle, he went up and introduced
himself to the stranger as Sir Bingo Binks.
"Had--honour--write--sir," were the only sounds which his throat, or
rather his cravat, seemed to send forth.
"Confound the booby!" thought Mowbray; "he will get out of leading
strings, if he goes on at this rate; and doubly confounded be this
cursed tramper, who, the Lord knows why, has come hither from the Lord
knows where, to drive the pigs through my game."
In the meantime, while his friend stood with his stop-watch in his hand,
with a visage lengthened under the influence of these reflections, Sir
Bingo, with an instinctive tact, which self-preservation seemed to
dictate to a brain neither the most delicate nor subtle in the world,
premised his enquiry by some general remark on fishing and field-sports.
With all these, he found Tyrrel more than passably acquainted. Of
fishing and shooting, particularly, he spoke with something like
enthusiasm; so that Sir Bingo began to hold him in considerable respect,
and to assure himself that he could not be, or at least could not
originally have been bred, the itinerant artist which he now gave
himself out--and this, with the fast lapse of the time, induced him thus
to address Tyrrel.--"I say, Mr. Tyrrel--why, you have been one of us--I
say"----
"If you mean a sportsman, Sir Bingo--I have been, and am a pretty keen
one still," replied Tyrrel.
"Why, then, you did not always do them sort of things?"
"What sort of things do you mean, Sir Bingo?" said Tyrrel. "I have not
the pleasure of understanding you."
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