Characters came on. There was a little drama, well conceived and well
acted. When it was over, the scene vanished as it had come. A comedy
team came out next and this time the appropriate scenery materialized
at once as one of them stumbled over an imaginary log and fell on his
face. The log was not there when he tripped, but it was there by the
time his nose hit the stage, neatly turning the joke on his companion
who had started to laugh at his unreasonable fall.
On the show went, one scene swiftly succeeding the next. A song that
took the fancy of the crowd was a plaintive ballad. It ran:
_They tell me you did not treat me right,_
_Nor are grateful for all I've done._
_I fear you're fickle as a meteorite_
_Though my love's constant as the Sun._
There was a ballet in which a witch rode a comet up into the sky, only
to turn suddenly into a housewife and sweep all the cobwebs away. The
featured stars came on with the chorus, and Lilly Fitzpatrick sang
the big hit song, "You're a Big, Bad Nova to Burn Me Up This Way!"
Then a novelty quartet appeared, to play on the curious Callistan
_bourdelangs_, those reeds of that planet that grow in bundles. When
dried and cut properly, they make multiple-barreled flutes with a tonal
quality that makes the senses quiver. The show closed with a grand
finale and flooded the house with the Nova song.
It was over. The stage was bare and the shimmering curtain that was not
a curtain was back in place. People began to rise and stream into the
aisles.
* * * * *
"La-deez and gen-tul-men!"
The voice boomed out and people stopped where they stood. A man in
evening clothes had stepped through the curtain and was calling for
attention.
"You have seen our regular performance. We hope it has pleased you and
you will come again next year. But if you will kindly remain in your
seats, the ushers will pass around with tickets for the after-show. We
have prepared for your especial delectation a little farce entitled,
'It Happens on Pallas.' Now, ladeez and gen'men, I assure you that this
sketch was prepared solely for your entertainment and any resemblance
of any character in it to any real person is purely coincidental. It is
all in fun, and no offense intended. I thank you."
Billy Neville was bolt upright in his seat by then and his eyes glinted
hard through narrow slits. Something had rung the bell in his memory,
but he did not know what. He would have sworn he had never seen that
announcer before, and yet....
The man stepped backward into the curtain and appeared to vanish. The
audience were grinning widely and resuming their seats.
"This is going to be good," said the man next to him as he dug for the
required fee. "It is their specialty. It beats the regular show, I
think."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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