Neville paid the usher, too, and sat where he was. He shot a glance
upward at the box and saw Mr. Carstairs and the colonel in animated
conversation and apparently having a grand time. Presently the ushers
had done their work. The hall began to darken and the scenery come up.
The scene was the main street of New Athens, as some called Pallas'
principal town. Neville relaxed and forgot his recent sudden tension
for a moment.
But it was only for a moment. For an instant later he was sitting
up straight again, watching the development of the act with cold
intentness. For the two main characters were comedy parodies of
Mr. Carstairs and Colonel Frawley. At first glance they _were_ Mr.
Carstairs and the colonel, but a second look showed it was only an
impression. The police inspector's strutting walk was overdone, as were
his other mannerisms, and the same was true of the magnate's character.
Their makeup was also exaggerated, Mr. Carstair's mole being much
enlarged and a great deal made of his plumpness. Yet the takeoff was
deliriously funny and the audience rolled with laughter. Neville stole
another look upward and could make out that both the subjects of the
sketch were grinning broadly.
It was a silly, frothy skit about a dog, a lost dog. It seems that
Mr. Carstairs had a dog and it strayed. He asked the police to help
him find it and they helped. The inspector brought out the whole
force. It was excruciatingly funny, and Neville roared at times along
with the rest, though there were many local references that he did
not understand, nor did he know some of the minor characters were so
splittingly entertaining. The man next to him writhed in spasms of
delight and almost strangled at one episode.
"Oh, dear," he managed to gasp, "what a scream ... ho, ho, ho, ho, ...
gup! It happened ... just like that ... he _did_ lose a dog and all
the cops on Pallas couldn't find it ... oh me, oh my...." Peals of
laughter drowned out the rest.
The postlude came to its merry end. This time, the show was over for
keeps and the audience began trooping out. Neville got up and looked
around for his friend, but the box was empty. So he strolled down the
aisle and had a closer look at the illusion of a curtain. He understood
some of the effects achieved that night, but the curtain was a new one
to him. After standing there a moment he discovered that he could hear
voices through it. One was Colonel Frawley's. He was saying:
"Certainly I am not offended. I enjoyed it. I would like to meet the
man and congratulate him on the takeoff."
Neville climbed up onto the stage and walked boldly through the
curtain. There was a brief tingly feeling, and then he was backstage.
Most of the actors had gone to their dressing rooms, but several stood
about chatting with the colonel and Mr. Carstairs.
At that moment the man who had made the announcement came on the stage
and spoke to Colonel Frawley.
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