Stephen H. Branch's Alligator, Vol. 1 no. 04, May 15, 1858
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Stephen H. Branch's Alligator, Vol. 1 no. 04, May 15, 1858
New York (N.Y.) -- Politics and government
then seized the poker, and run behind the stove and wood and coal box.
While father held, and strove to calm me, Mallett feared I would get
loose, and suspended one leg from the window, and asked father if he
had not better leap to the ground. Father told him that he might break
his neck or legs, and that he would strive to hold me until my anger
was allayed. My eyes glared like Forrest’s in one of his terrible
revenges, and my tongue projected, and mouth foamed, and my cheeks and
lips were of deathly pallor, and I had the strength of a small panther,
and father exclaimed: “Why, Stephen, don’t you know me? I am your
father,—and won’t you recognise me, and heed my friendly counsel? It
is the familiar voice of your father that appeals for your restoration
to serenity. Do, I implore you, tranquilise your nerves, and appease
your fearful wrath, and allay your deadly fury, and gratify your aged
father, who always loved you.” I faltered and gazed around, and as my
wild and fatal eye balls rested on Mallett, he again cries out: “Judge
Branch: Don’t you really think I had better jump out of the window?”
Father said: “No, I guess not. Stephen will soon abjure his dreadful
anger, and be himself again.” He then bathed my temples, and stroked my
curly hair and fanned my fevered cheeks, and I slowly emerged from my
protracted aberration, and took a seat, and father unlocked the door,
and Mallett darted out like a cat from a dark closet, and scaled the
stairs with a solitary stride, and I returned home with father. Gov.
Fenner truly loved me, and deeply regretted the sad intelligence of
the quarrel, and on the following day insisted on my immediate return
to the Post Office, and threatened to kick Mallett and all the clerks
into the street, because they had long plotted such infamous mischief
to get me out of the office, and to effect, if possible, my earthly
ruin. I sincerely thanked the Governor for his friendly feelings, and
assured him that I could not return and dwell with happiness among
such a gang of miserable wretches, when he honored me with an elegant
donation, and expressed the warmest desire for my future welfare. Gov.
Fenner told me, in the presence of my father, that he would request
Gen. Jackson to remove his son-in-law as Post Master, if he did not
instantly hurl every clerk into the street, who had conspired against
me. But my father and myself besought the noble Governor to commit no
rashness, as it would be impossible to conduct the affairs of the Post
Office, in the sudden absence of all the experienced clerks. I then
shook the Governor’s throbbing hands, and, as we parted, I am quite
sure I saw a tear fall from his venerable and intellectual eyes, and I
know that grateful and hallowed waters fell like equator rain from my
pensive vision. I left for Andover, and entered Phillips’ Academy, in
the Greek and Latin classes, where I formed a devoted friendship with
Win. Augustus White, who was a poor youth, and a beneficiary of the
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