Stephen H. Branch's Alligator, Vol. 1 no. 12, July 10, 1858 — John Shaqi
Stephen H. Branch's Alligator, Vol. 1 no. 12, July 10, 1858
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Stephen H. Branch's Alligator, Vol. 1 no. 12, July 10, 1858
New York (N.Y.) -- Politics and government
_I will soon show_ some of the mysterious currents of the Metropolis,
and establish the friendly relations of Horace Greeley and Dana with
Dick Connolly and Simeon Draper, in reference to the Alms House Spoils,
and other extensive pickings and stealings. It is amusing to me to often
see _Greeley’s Tribune_ whitewash the rakish and thievish Ten Governors.
I will also show how Connolly and Draper hold their influence with the
_Courier and Enquirer_, _Evening Post_, and _Commercial Advertiser_. And
how Dick and Sim silence the mercenary growls of the _Herald_. Fred
Hudson and Galbraith and Bennett and Fire Marshal Baker could disclose
these little matters, but as they could not do it without implicating
themselves in stupendous villainy, I shall have to show how the black
mail growls of the _Herald_ are quickly silenced. The Institution of
Death is a clincher to these devils. O, if such scoundrels as Connolly
and Draper and Hudson and Bennett could only live always, they would
have a nice time, but when they see a funeral, or have a deadly gripe in
the direction of their wicked livers, they shudder with horror, and pray
harder and louder than a stout noisy Methodist darkey minister, until
the gripe has passed away, and they have a fresh hold on dear life
again, when their nerve returns, and they steal more, and oppress the
tax payers and poor consumers with less remorse than before they had
almost a fatal gripe. But the worms and the devil will soon grab their
thievish flesh and bones, and then, O Moses! what a precious feast they
will have.
O the grave! the grave!
Mourns for the poor slave;
But for public thieves,
The grave never grieves.
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