Stephen H. Branch's Alligator, Vol. 1 no. 12, July 10, 1858 — John Shaqi
Stephen H. Branch's Alligator, Vol. 1 no. 12, July 10, 1858
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Stephen H. Branch's Alligator, Vol. 1 no. 12, July 10, 1858
New York (N.Y.) -- Politics and government
The Lives of PETER COOPER and JAMES GORDON BENNETT are omitted this
week. My Journal is so small, and my advertisements increase so rapidly,
that I shall not be able to continue the lives of these distinguished
men in every issue. But in my next number, the Lives of Cooper and
Bennett will appear. These men have silenced those who have threatened
to publish their wicked antecedents, but they will never silence me,
only through imprisonment, or poison, or assassination, which I have
reason to believe they contemplate. All the wholesale dealers stopped
selling the ALLIGATOR three weeks since, lest Bennett would not let them
have the _Heralds_ for their country agents. I strove to fasten the fact
upon him, that he directed the wholesale dealers to stop selling the
ALLIGATOR, and if I had nailed upon his forehead his Napoleonic edicts
to suppress the liberty and circulation of the American Press, I would
have deliberately gone into his office, and shot him dead. No foreign
unnaturalised scab like Bennett, shall trample with impunity the
precious rights, and the glorious liberty that George Washington and my
Grandfather bequeathed to me. So, Mr. Bennett, and Fred. Hudson, just
have a care, and I implore you in your persecution, to keep your keen
eyes strongly riveted on the last feather that broke the poor camel’s
back.
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_It is very strange_ what has become of the stereotype plates containing
James Gordon Bennett’s curious relations with Fanny Elssler, during her
famous sojourn in America. Can you inform me, Ross & Tousey, where they
are? If you will tell me, I will not tell Bennett that you told me,
which will not give him a pretext to stop your supply of _Heralds_
again, by which you told me you lost several thousand dollars. Besides,
if he does, you can get rich fast enough by selling the _Ledger_ and
ALLIGATOR. So tell us where these mysterious plates can be found.
Perhaps they are on storage in Philadelphia. “Who knows?” as the amiable
Dr. Wallace very often says at the close of his abrupt and hurried
_Herald_ editorials, when he is thirsty or hungry, or wants to go to the
Theatre or Opera.
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_Mr. Erben_, the Trinity Church Organ Grinder, will please inform me if
he owns a house in Baxter street, and if the character of the inmates
are as respectable as himself, and especially the females. James Gordon
Bennett will also please go into Baxter street, and ascertain and inform
me if Mr. Erben’s house is as reputable as Helen Jewett’s old residence,
at No. 41 Thomas street. Speak out, Satans Numbers One and Two.
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I had to omit the continuation of my LIFE this week, which will appear
in the next number of the “ALLIGATOR.”
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