Stephen H. Branch's Alligator, Vol. 1 no. 21, September 11, 1858
History
Stephen H. Branch's Alligator, Vol. 1 no. 21, September 11, 1858
New York (N.Y.) -- Politics and government
The anecdotes of great man are the treasures of local history, and are
generally presumed to lend some light upon the trivialities of State
life. Daniel F. Tiemann is reported to have remarked, in a serious
manner it must be observed, for Daniel is thought to be a teetotaller,
and rarely dons the motley, that when the Lord Mayor of London hears of
our celebration and burning of the City Hall, he would return the
compliment by setting fire to the Mansion House. There can be no doubt
that this charitable ebullition of ettiquette will be accomplished, and
were it not for the extreme modesty of the worshipful Tiemann, there is
little doubt but that his Lordship would be induced to re-enact the part
of Guy Fawkes, and throw in the two houses of Parliament by way of a
superior pyrotechnical display. The thanks of the British public are
unquestionably due Puttyman for his moderation, for were he to will it,
the Atlantic Cable might require the immolation of Gog and Magog, and,
peradventure, the importation of the Bow Bells. But Puttyman says he was
only joking, and in alluding to the Metropolitan edifice, intended
merely to call forth a sally of wit instead of a blaze of pure genuine
flame.
The first appearance of Mr. Puttyman in his new character of Merriman,
is highly creditable to a new beginner, and we have little doubt that
after a suitable intellectual training by Mr. Gossin, and a few stray
tricks from Signor Carlo, he will be able to perform a creditable
engagement with Dan Rice. Indeed, we do not know but with the aid of
lamp-black and a dictionary, he might be converted into an excellent
Brother Bones, if not a joker in all the spirit of Tom Brown, and the
quaintness of the late inveterate Horn. When other occupations are gone.
Mr. Puttyman, from this specimen of jocularity, is entitled to a front
seat in the saw dust.
EUREKA.—There having been great inquiry made as to whom the statue in
the City Hall Park represents, we are happy to inform the inquisitive
that we learn by a dispatch sent us by the Atlantic Telegraph, that it
is the _fac simile_ of the great Puttyman.
A GREATER UNION THAN THE TELEGRAPH.—The political junction between Peter
Cooper and Tiemann. The cable can’t stand comparison with the cement of
putty and glue.
How to Shed a Ray of Light.
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