Stephen H. Branch's Alligator, Vol. 1 no. 21, September 11, 1858
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Stephen H. Branch's Alligator, Vol. 1 no. 21, September 11, 1858
New York (N.Y.) -- Politics and government
The people of England, who own the Telegraph, each end being limited to
British soil, and the whole line under control of British capitalists,
seem to have rejoiced over the success of the great event of the age in
a most rational and sensible manner, while we have apparently gone mad
with joy over an affair which, in nowise, can be construed into a
national subject. Degrading as it may be to our personal pride, Peter
Cooper, the Field family, and Archbishop John, to the contrary
notwithstanding, the Atlantic Telegraph is essentially an English
triumph; and in expending a large sum of money in an ebullition of
passing insanity, our citizens have only rendered themselves subjects
for merriment. Who will deny that, although the project of an Atlantic
Telegraph was first broached on this side of the Atlantic, almost the
entire credit of its success has been committed to British hands. The
money was raised in England, and three out of four vessels, engaged in
the enterprize, bore the British flag. And now have we any just excuse
to run mad with joy, and to add some fifty thousand additional taxes to
our already over-taxed community?
The very character of the procession which went through our streets was
a polite satire upon the occasion, as it can mainly be regarded as an
illegal method of advertising one’s wares, which, if persisted in, would
prove ruinous to the Sunday papers. We had cracker bakers, alcohol
dealers, gas stoves, and all that sort of thing, from the beginning to
the end of the chapter; and one, unacquainted with the nature of
municipal rejoicing, would conceive the demonstration to have been the
American Institute house-moving on the first of May. And now that the
reign of folly has past, and the festivity of the occasion wasted into
air, a second, sober thought suggests to us that we have been
manufacturing a very large quantity of excitement upon a very small
capital; and the more serious this consideration will become as the
moment of payment presses on us. We have no right to squander public
moneys, no more than that of embezzling from private persons; still we
are well aware that a different standard of morality governs the actions
of officials from those of the same beings in a mercantile character.
Now that we have reached the tail of the cable excitement, let us
propound a simple query: What have we gained by all this frenzy beyond
the glorification of one or two individuals, who have suddenly
discovered themselves to be great? We have foolishly spent a large sum
of money—we have made an exhibition of ourselves, and have no equivalent
to show in exchange for our funds and our honor. By the tail of the
cable hangs a curious tale indeed.
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