Stephen H. Branch's Alligator, Vol. 1 no. 21, September 11, 1858
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Stephen H. Branch's Alligator, Vol. 1 no. 21, September 11, 1858
New York (N.Y.) -- Politics and government
TOO TRUE BY HALF.—One of our City Fathers, upon being solicited for a
ticket to the Cable Dinner on the 2d of September, refused, giving as a
reason that he could not venture to invite any of his friends, from fear
of introducing improper characters.
The Paupers at the Town Table.
If any man hangs around a public house, dependent upon the charity of
visitors for a drink, even if it be absolutely necessary to his health,
he is commonly honored with the epithet of a “bummer;” but when a highly
distinguished politician or other man, too indolent to do his own work
and subsisting from the public till, hangs around the City Hall,
awaiting the chances at the public table, we fail to recognize the
similarity of his condition with the dry and athirst of the common
tap-room. Now we are blind enough not to see the distinction between
these two classes of worthies, and we are stupid enough to enumerate
both as under the same category. It matters little to us whether the
guzzler at the Metropolitan feeds at the public expense, or Brown at the
Pewter Mug drinks from the involuntary contributions of Jones or any
other private individual. In both instances the principle is the same,
and a man who dines at the public expense, even if it be in the name of
Cyrus W. Field, is as much of a sucker as the lounger who insists upon
participating with you in a smile. They are both paupers, and should be
deservedly esteemed as such by an intelligent community. There is
nothing like calling things by their proper names, although they may be
distasteful to our so-called Reformers.
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