Stephen H. Branch's Alligator, Vol. 1 no. 23, September 25, 1858
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Stephen H. Branch's Alligator, Vol. 1 no. 23, September 25, 1858
New York (N.Y.) -- Politics and government
_S._—No, sir,—it is one of the nine parts of speech I just mentioned.
_P._—Ah, yes, excuse me,—I understand. Well, iron must be a conjunction,
because it can be heated and spliced.
_S._—Iron is a noun.
_P._—Ah, yes, I recollect perfectly well that iron is a noun, and I am
surprised that I did not remember it, as I have long dealt in fron, and
know all about it.
_S._—That will do for to-day, and I will resume your grammar lessons
to-morrow. Good day, sir.
_P._—Good day. I am much pleased wite my progress in grammar, and I will
see you again to-morrow with much pleasure. Good day, sir.
[_Exeunt_,
Stephen H. Branch, in his Cell at Blackwell’s Island—A Mournful Scene.
_A lovely Family, at the iron door, peeping through its small
perforations._
_The Father._—What is your name, sir?
_Stephen._—My name is Branch.
_Father._—For what are you confined?
_Stephen._—For an alleged libel.
_Father._—On whom?
_Stephen._—On Mayor Daniel F. Tiemann, Simeon Draper, and Isaac Bell,
Jr.
_Father._—What is the period of your imprisonment?
_Stephen._—One year. I think I have seen you before. What is your name,
sir?
_Father._—H——d.
_Stephen._—Where do you reside?
_Father._—In Charleston, South Carolina.
_Stephen._—Ah! The dearest associations of my life are connected with
two students bearing your name, who were from Charleston.
_Father._—My wife and children: I think the keeper has directed us to
the Lunatic Asylum, instead of the abode of convicts. Let us go and ask
the keeper to show us to the prison.
_Stephen._—Stop, sir. I now most positively discern the relics of your
early features. Were you a student at Cambridge in 1835?
_Father._—I was.
_Stephen._—And your brother also, who was rescued from a watery grave in
Boston Harbor?
_Father_ (_leans against the iron door, and his frame trembles, and his
face assumes a deathly palor_).—God of Heaven! And are you the son of
Judge Stephen Branch, of Providence, Rhode Island?
_Stephen._—I am, sir.
_Father_ (_wiping sweat from his forehead and tears from his
cheeks_).—Dear Stephen: Give me your hand, after our long separation.
Alas! my poor brother is dead, whose life you saved in that dreadful
squall, in Boston Harbor, twenty-three years ago. (_All weep, and his
eldest daughter sobs aloud._)
_Stephen._—Where and when did your noble brother die?
_Father._—In Switzerland, ten years since; and in his last days he spoke
most kindly of you.
_His Wife_ (_in profuse tears_).—Have you a wife, Mr. Branch?
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