Steve Brown's Bunyip, and Other StoriesBarry, John Arthur
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Steve Brown's Bunyip, and Other Stories
Barry, John Arthur
Australia -- Fiction; Sea stories; Short stories
‘Naw,’ replied the mate; ‘seems ’bout the saame as when we left dock;
an’ I oughter know, for I hed a sight o’ trouble fixin’ that
deadweight so’s to trim her forrard. I wonder, naow,’ he continued
with a chuckle as at some joke, ‘how _It’s_ a-gettin’ on down below
thar?’
‘Damn _It_!’ answered the captain shortly, as he turned away. He was
in a bad temper that night. He hated to hear the men jolly; and
instead of lying moodily about, silent and depressed, as of yore, in
the six till eight watch, here were both watches on the t’gallant
fo’c’stle putting all the strength of their united lungs into
‘Marching through Georgia.’
Such a thing had never happened to Captain Flett before, and he took
it as a personal insult. The mate, snubbed, went down on the main-deck
and put a stopper on the singing with a yell of ‘Lee fore-braces
there, and chuck yourselves about a bit!’ The yards didn’t want
trimming in the least. So the men, who knew this, pulled slowly and
silent, each with his mouth full of choice sweetmeats discovered the
night previous.
As yet they had found no strong liquors. But they had found nearly
everything else. ‘Dry goods’ of every description, jewellery, clocks,
firearms, stationery, patent medicines, etc. They had commenced
operations, in the first place, under the main hatch, leaving all the
fore part of the hold untouched. Without a purposeful search, no one
would imagine cargo to have been broached. The throwing things, except
_débris_—empty cases, bottles, baskets, etc.—overboard had been
discontinued. It took up too much time, and the labour was too heavy.
Besides, reckoning by Nestor’s calculation, the mate’s pay-day was
worth already some hundreds of pounds less than nothing.
But one night, coming across a case of toilet soaps, pomades, scented
oils, etc., the temptation proved irresistible, and a stock was laid
in. The love of personal adornment runs strong at all times in Jack’s
heart. On the following Sunday morning the t’gallant fo’c’sle
resembled a barber’s shop in a big way of business. Jack clipped and
shaved and anointed himself until he fairly shone and reeked with the
produce of Rimmel. Never had fore part of ship smelled so sweetly. The
passengers staggered about with their heads well up, sniffing
delightedly.
‘Oh, captain,’ said one—a gushing widow whose age was uncertain, but
mourning fresh—‘we really must be approaching some tropical climes.
These are the lovely “spicy breezes,” you know, “blowing soft o’er
Ceylon’s isle.”’
The skipper didn’t know, but, sniffing also, answered,—
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