Steve Brown's Bunyip, and Other Stories — John Shaqi
Steve Brown's Bunyip, and Other StoriesBarry, John Arthur
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Steve Brown's Bunyip, and Other Stories
Barry, John Arthur
Australia -- Fiction; Sea stories; Short stories
‘Very likely, ma’am. But there’s no islands nearer ’n Tristan da
Cunha, an’ I don’t think that there’s much spice about that one. I
expect,’ he continued, glancing for’ard, ‘that it’s some of the hands
titivatin’ themselves up. You see, ma’am, these scamps get all sorts
of rubbishy oils and essences on an eastern voyage. One of ’em’s
evidently found a bottle or two in the locker of his chest; and, now,
he and his mates are swabbing themselves down with it.’
‘Dear me, how very interesting,’ replied the widow blandly, with a
languishing glance at the skipper. ‘But’ (as a burst of hoarse
laughter came on the scented wind) ‘they’re a terribly rough set, are
they not, captain? I’m sure, but for yourself and your brave officers,
I shouldn’t feel safe for a minute. I think I heard someone say, too,
that they actually complained about their food at the beginning of the
journey.’
This was touching the skipper on a tender spot.
‘At first, ma’am, at first,’ assented he severely, after a sharp
suspicious look at the somewhat faded features. ‘But they’ve found me
out, now, ma’am. They know John Flett’s up to ’em and their little
games. The less food you give a sailor, ma’am, the better he works.
Full an’ plenty’s a mistake. Give ’em a belly full an’ they’ll growl
from mornin’ till night, an’ all night through. They’ll growl, ma’am,
I do assure you, at the very best of beef and pork, the whitest of
biscuits, an’ the plumpest of rice. Growl! They’d growl if you gave
’em toasted angels!’
‘What horrible wretches!’ exclaimed the widow sympathetically. ‘And
what a lot of worry you must have with them, captain!’
‘No one but myself can imagine it, ma’am,’ replied the skipper, as he
moved off, meditating on the possibility of stopping the usual dole of
treacle for the Sunday duff. That laughter from for’ard annoyed him
beyond endurance.
Presently the cuddy went to luncheon; and the starboard watch to its
dinner.
The lump of dark unleavened dough and hook-pot full of molasses were
there, but untouched, and awaiting the ocean sepulchre which had been
their fate for many past Sundays.
‘I ralely don’t know what this is,’ said Bill, as he helped himself to
a _paté de foie gras_ out of a dozen which lay on the deck. ‘But
whatever it is, it ain’t to be sneezed at. Some sorter swell pie, I
reckons. Talk ’bout jelly, lor! What you got there, Ned?’
‘Looks like soup an’ bully ’ithout the bully,’ answered the man
addressed, who was pouring a steaming mixture out of a tin which he
had just taken from over the big slush lamp—‘But it says on the paper
“Ju-li-enne.” Sounds as if some woman had a hand in it. It don’t go
very high,’ he resumed, after a few mouthfuls, ‘seems thinnish-like—no
body—give us some o’ your meat to mix with it, Nestor.’
‘’Taint meat,’ said the old man. ‘It’s what they calls jugged ’are,
and there’s no bones in it.’
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