English fiction -- 19th century; Ireland -- Fiction; Short stories, English
The soldiers had been about in the district on the day before, scattered
like poppy beds over the bog, and signalling and firing till the misty
October air tingled with excitement. When you have lived your life among
wide-bounded solitudes, where the silence is oftenest broken by the
plover’s pipe or the croak of some heavily flapping bird, you will know
the meaning of a bugle-call. Mick and his contemporaries had acted as
camp-followers from early till late with ever intensifying ardour; one
outcome whereof was that he heard his especial crony, Paddy Joyce,
definitely decide to go and enlist at Fortbrack next Monday, which gave
a turn more to the pinching screw of his own banned wish. It was with a
concerted scheme for ascertaining whether there were any chance of
bringing his mother round to a rational view of the matter that he and
his friend dropped into her cabin next morning on the way to carry up a
load of turf. Mrs. Doherty was washing her couple of blue-checked aprons
in an old brown butter-crock, and Mick thought he had introduced the
subject rather happily when he told her “she had a right to be takin’
her hands out of the suds, and dippin’ the finest curtsey she could
conthrive, and she wid the Commander-in-Gineral of the Army Forces
steppin’ in to pay her a visit.” Of course this statement required, as
it was intended to require, elucidation, so Mick proceeded to announce:
“It’s himself’s off to Fortbrack a-Monday, ‘listin’ he’ll be in the
Edenderry Light Infantry; so the next time we set eyes on him it’s
blazin’ along the street we’ll see him, like the boys we had here
yisterday.”
“Ah! sure now, that’ll be grand,” said Mrs. Doherty, unwarily
complaisant; “we’ll all be proud to behold him that way. ’T is a fine
thing far any young man who’s got a fancy to take up wid it.”
“Och, then, bedad it is so!” said Mick, with emphasis, promptly making
for the opening given to him.
“Bedad it is,” said Paddy.
“There’s nothin’ like it,” said Mick.
“Ah, nothin’ at all,” said Paddy.
Mrs. Doherty made no remark as she twisted a dripping apron into a
sausage-shaped roll to wring the water out.
“How much was it you were sayin’ you’d have in the week, Paddy, just to
put in your pocket for your divarsion like?” inquired Mick, with a
convenient lapse of memory.
“Och, seven or eight shillin’s anyway,” said Paddy, in the tone of one
to whom shillings had already become trivial coins; “and that, mind you,
after you’ve ped for the best of aitin’ and dhrinkin’, and your kit
free, and no call to be spendin’ another penny unless you plase. Sure,
Long Murphy was tellin’ me he was up in the town awhile ago, on a day
when they were just after gettin’ their pay, and he said the Post-Office
was that thick wid the soldier lads sendin’ home the money to their
friends, he couldn’t get speech of a clerk to buy his stamp be no manner
of manes, not if he’d wrecked the place. ’T was the Sidmouth Fusileers
was in at that time; they’re off to Limerick now.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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