English fiction -- 19th century; Ireland -- Fiction; Short stories, English
“But that’s a grand regulation they have,” said Mick, “wid the short
service nowadays. Where’s the hardship in it when a man can quit at the
ind of three year, if he’s so plased? Three year’s no time to speak of.”
“Sure, not at all; you’d scarce notice it passin’ by. Like Barney
Bralligan’s song that finished before it begun--isn’t that the way of
it, ma’am?”
“It’s a goodish len’th of a while,” said Mrs. Doherty.
“But thin there’s the lave; don’t be forgettin’ the lave, Paddy man.
Supposin’ we--”
“Tub be sure, there’s the lave. Why, it’s skytin’ home on lave they do
be most continial. And the Edenderrys is movin’ no farther than just to
Athlone; that’s as handy a place as you could get.”
“You’d not thravel from this to Athlone in the inside of a week, if it
was iver so handy,” said Mrs. Doherty.
“Is it a week? Och! blathershins, Mrs. Doherty, ma’am, you’re mistook
intirely. Sure, onst you’ve stepped into the town yonder, the train’ll
take you there in a flash. And the trains do be oncommon convenient.”
“Free passes!” prompted Mick.
“Ay, bedad, and free passes they’ll give to any souldier takin’ his
furlough; so sorra the expense ’t would be supposin’ Mick here had a
notion to slip home of an odd day and see you.”
“_Mick_!” said Mrs. Doherty.
“Och well, I was just supposin’. But I’m tould”--the many remarkable
facts which Paddy had been tould lost nothing in repetition--“that
they’ll sometimes have out a special train for a man in the army, if he
wants to go anywhere partic’lar in a hurry; there’s iligance for you.
And as for promotion, it’s that plinty you’ll scarce git time to
remimber your rank from one day to the next, whether it’s a full private
you are, or a lance-corporal, or maybe somethin’ greater. Troth, there’s
nothin’ a man mayn’t rise to. And then, Mrs. Doherty, it’s the proud
woman you’d be--_anybody’d_ be--that they hadn’t stood in the way of it.
And pensions--he might be pensioned off wid as much as a couple of
shillin’s a day.”
“Not this long while yet, plase the pigs,” broke out Mick, squaring his
shoulders, as if Time were a visible antagonist, and momentarily
forgetting the matter immediately in hand. “But there’s chances in
it--splendid--och, it’s somethin’ you may call livin’.”
“And,” said his friend, “the rations, I’m tould, is surprisin’ these
times. The top of everythin’ that’s to be got, uncooked, widout bone.”
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