Short stories, German -- Translations into English
Binding works on jurisprudence for the notary, he developed his
philosophy of law; returning some volumes to the village doctor, he
surprised that worthy by launching forth with enthusiasm into a
disquisition on medicine; and dropping in one fine day at Professor
Gambert's,--the pensioned schoolmaster,--he proved himself no mean
adversary in a discussion upon natural history. He invariably
approached a subject with a refreshing originality, and on one occasion
maintained with an obstinacy born of conviction that the reason Moses
had prohibited the Jews from eating pork was because he had discovered
the trichina.
Simcha Kalimann had taken upon himself the office of censor in his
village, as may be seen by the following incident. The widow had given
him a richly illustrated German edition of "Nana" to bind. At dusk one
evening he discovered his apprentice crouched in a corner by the
window, evidently intensely amused over the illustrations. He quietly
seized the culprit by the hair, shook him as he would a puppy, and
then, putting on his spectacles, began inspecting the volume himself.
At first he shook his head, then took off his glasses and rubbed them
as though they were playing him some prank, and finally closed the book
with an expression of profound disgust.
Mrs. Barkany awaited the return of her "Nana" with unruffled patience;
finally she despatched her cook Gutel with an order for the book.
Kalimann was ready with his excuses, and after a fortnight's delay the
widow found her way into the workshop, and began suing for the book in
person.
"I want my copy of 'Nana,'" she began.
"Nana?" Kalimann went on with his work.
"You have not bound it yet?"
"No, madame."
"But when am I to have it?" "You are not to have that book at all."
"What! You talk absurdly."
"We merit trust, the Count will own;
For nothing's left of flesh or bone,"
quoted Kalimann from Schiller's ballad "The Forge." "As for 'Nana,'
I've simply pushed it in the stove."
"Kalimann, this is going too far."
"It is not a book for a Jewish woman to own."
The widow flushed indignantly, but would not yield the victory to her
adversary.
"If you have burned my book you must give me an equivalent."
"With pleasure," replied the bookbinder, and taking down a picture from
the wall, he begged her acceptance of it. It represented a scene from
Schiller's "Song of the Bell," a fair young woman, surrounded by her
children, seated on the balcony of her house. As title to the picture
were printed these lines:
"The house spreadeth out,
And in it presides
The chaste gentle housewife,
The mother of children;
And ruleth metely
The household discreetly."
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