Short stories, German -- Translations into English
Our bookbinder had a reverential admiration for all scholars, poets, or
artists, irrespective of race or creed. Awaiting the widow in her
library one day, his attention was attracted by an engraving
representing Schiller at Carlsbad seated upon an ass. His eyes filled
with tears at the sight. "A man like that," he exclaimed, "riding upon
an ass! While ordinary people like Baron Fay or Mr. de Mariassy ride
about proudly on horses."
Later on it occurred to him that Balaam too was mounted on an ass, and
he derived a measure of consolation from the thought that Schiller was
a prophet as well. Would it be venturesome to say that in Kalimann
there was the stuff for poet or prophet?
In addition to his trade, our bookbinder carried on another pursuit
which was quite lucrative in its way, and one universally well
established among all Jewish communities of Eastern Europe. Kalimann
was Cupid's secretary: in other words, he wrote love-letters for those
who could neither read nor write. The opportunity thus vouchsafed his
native tendency toward sentiment helped not only to swell the hearts of
his clients with gratitude, but also to swell his own slender income.
Thus it was that the fire of his poetic genius was enkindled, and thus
it was he became the Petrarch of Hort.
One day Gutel Wolfner, Mrs. Barkany's cook, came to him with the
request that he would write a letter for her to a friend at Gyongos.
"Well, well, little one," said the scribe, "so Love's arrow has reached
you at last!"
"Heaven preserve me!" cried the girl, "he is not named Love, but Mendel
Sucher, and he has never drawn a bow in his life."
Gutel now gave the bookbinder a general idea of the letter she wished
written, and inquired the price.
"That will not depend upon the length of the epistle," he replied, "but
upon its quality." Thereupon he read aloud to her his tariff.
1st. A friendly letter ................... 10 kreutzers
2d. A kind and well-intentioned letter ... 15 "
3d. A tender letter ...................... 20 "
4th. A touching letter ................... 30 "
5th. A letter that goes straight to the
heart ................................ 1/2 florin
"Very good; a friendly letter will do well enough this time," said the
girl, as she deposited her ten kreutzers on the table.
"I will write a kind and well-intentioned letter for you for the same
price as a friendly one," said Kalimann, gallantly.
Mendel Sucher received the missive the following day, and as his
scholarship was as limited as Gutel's, he forthwith sought out Saul
Wahl, a lawyer's clerk at Gyongos, likewise a member of the same erotic
profession as the bookbinder of Hort. Wahl read Kalimann's letter to
the smiling recipient with such pathos that Mendel was completely
overcome. Placing twenty kreutzers on the table, the happy swain begged
the clerk to write as finely turned a letter to Gutel as the one she
had sent him.
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