Strictly Business: More Stories of the Four MillionHenry, O.
Philosophy
Strictly Business: More Stories of the Four Million
Henry, O.
New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Three months ago,” said Ives. “I was pottering around in one of the
bazaars in Constantinople. I noticed a lady, veiled, of course, but
with a pair of especially fine eyes visible, who was examining some
amber and pearl ornaments at one of the booths. With her was an
attendant—a big Nubian, as black as coal. After a while the attendant
drew nearer to me by degrees and slipped a scrap of paper into my hand.
I looked at it when I got a chance. On it was scrawled hastily in
pencil: ‘The arched gate of the Nightingale Garden at nine to-night.’
Does that appear to you to be an interesting premise, Mr. Forster?”
“I made inquiries and learned that the Nightingale Garden was the
property of an old Turk—a grand vizier, or something of the sort. Of
course I prospected for the arched gate and was there at nine. The same
Nubian attendant opened the gate promptly on time, and I went inside
and sat on a bench by a perfumed fountain with the veiled lady. We had
quite an extended chat. She was Myrtle Thompson, a lady journalist, who
was writing up the Turkish harems for a Chicago newspaper. She said she
noticed the New York cut of my clothes in the bazaar and wondered if I
couldn’t work something into the metropolitan papers about it.”
“I see,” said Forster. “I see.”
“I’ve canoed through Canada,” said Ives, “down many rapids and over
many falls. But I didn’t seem to get what I wanted out of it because I
knew there were only two possible outcomes—I would either go to the
bottom or arrive at the sea level. I’ve played all games at cards; but
the mathematicians have spoiled that sport by computing the
percentages. I’ve made acquaintances on trains, I’ve answered
advertisements, I’ve rung strange door-bells, I’ve taken every chance
that presented itself; but there has always been the conventional
ending—the logical conclusion to the premise.”
“I know,” repeated Forster. “I’ve felt it all. But I’ve had few chances
to take my chance at chances. Is there any life so devoid of
impossibilities as life in this city? There seems to be a myriad of
opportunities for testing the undeterminable; but not one in a thousand
fails to land you where you expected it to stop. I wish the subways and
street cars disappointed one as seldom.”
“The sun has risen,” said Ives, “on the Arabian nights. There are no
more caliphs. The fisherman’s vase is turned to a vacuum bottle,
warranted to keep any genie boiling or frozen for forty-eight hours.
Life moves by rote. Science has killed adventure. There are no more
opportunities such as Columbus and the man who ate the first oyster
had. The only certain thing is that there is nothing uncertain.”
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