Strictly Business: More Stories of the Four Million — John Shaqi
Strictly Business: More Stories of the Four MillionHenry, O.
Philosophy
Strictly Business: More Stories of the Four Million
Henry, O.
New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Mr. Hart,” said she, “I believe your sketch is going to win out. That
Grimes part fits me like a shrinkable flannel after its first trip to a
handless hand laundry. I can make it stand out like the colonel of the
Forty-fourth Regiment at a Little Mothers’ Bazaar. And I’ve seen you
work. I know what you can do with the other part. But business is
business. How much do you get a week for the stunt you do now?”
“Two hundred,” answered Hart.
“I get one hundred for mine,” said Cherry. “That’s about the natural
discount for a woman. But I live on it and put a few simoleons every
week under the loose brick in the old kitchen hearth. The stage is all
right. I love it; but there’s something else I love better—that’s a
little country home, some day, with Plymouth Rock chickens and six
ducks wandering around the yard.
“Now, let me tell you, Mr. Hart, I am STRICTLY BUSINESS. If you want me
to play the opposite part in your sketch, I’ll do it. And I believe we
can make it go. And there’s something else I want to say: There’s no
nonsense in my make-up; I’m _on the level_, and I’m on the stage for
what it pays me, just as other girls work in stores and offices. I’m
going to save my money to keep me when I’m past doing my stunts. No Old
Ladies’ Home or Retreat for Imprudent Actresses for me.
“If you want to make this a business partnership, Mr. Hart, with all
nonsense cut out of it, I’m in on it. I know something about vaudeville
teams in general; but this would have to be one in particular. I want
you to know that I’m on the stage for what I can cart away from it
every pay-day in a little manila envelope with nicotine stains on it,
where the cashier has licked the flap. It’s kind of a hobby of mine to
want to cravenette myself for plenty of rainy days in the future. I
want you to know just how I am. I don’t know what an all-night
restaurant looks like; I drink only weak tea; I never spoke to a man at
a stage entrance in my life, and I’ve got money in five savings banks.”
“Miss Cherry,” said Bob Hart in his smooth, serious tones, “you’re in
on your own terms. I’ve got ‘strictly business’ pasted in my hat and
stenciled on my make-up box. When I dream of nights I always see a
five-room bungalow on the north shore of Long Island, with a Jap
cooking clam broth and duckling in the kitchen, and me with the title
deeds to the place in my pongee coat pocket, swinging in a hammock on
the side porch, reading Stanley’s ‘Explorations into Africa.’ And
nobody else around. You never was interested in Africa, was you, Miss
Cherry?”
“Not any,” said Cherry. “What I’m going to do with my money is to bank
it. You can get four per cent. on deposits. Even at the salary I’ve
been earning, I’ve figured out that in ten years I’d have an income of
about $50 a month just from the interest alone. Well, I might invest
some of the principal in a little business—say, trimming hats or a
beauty parlor, and make more.”
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