Such Things Are: A Play, in Five ActsInchbald, Mrs.
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Such Things Are: A Play, in Five Acts
Inchbald, Mrs.
English drama
_Lady._ And you know, Sir Luke, if you had quarrelled, you wou'd have
been in the same situation. [_Rising from her seat._] But, Sir Luke,
my dear, Sir Luke, show yourself a man of courage but on this
occasion.--
_Sir Luke._ My dear, I wou'd do as much for you as I wou'd for my own
life--but damn me if I think I could fight to save that.
_Enter Lord_ Flint.
_Lord._ Lady Tremor, did the servant say you were very well, or very
ill?
_Lady._ Oh, my Lord, that insolent coxcomb, the honourable Mr.
Twineall--
_Lord._ Oh, I am very glad you put me in mind of it--I dare say I
shou'd have forgot it else, notwithstanding I came on purpose.
_Lady._ Forgot what?
_Lord._ A little piece of paper here, [_Pulling out a parchment._] but
it will do a great deal--has he offended you?
_Lady._ Beyond bearing.
_Lord._ I am glad of it, because it gives double pleasure to my
vengeance--he is a disaffected person, Madam--boldly told me he
doubted the Sultan's right to the throne--I have informed against him,
and his punishment is at my option--I may have him imprisoned; shot;
sent to the gallies; or his head cut off--but which does your Ladyship
chuse?--Which ever you please is at your service. [_Bowing._
_Lady._ [_Rising and curtsying._] O, they are all alike to me; which
ever you please, my Lord.
_Sir Luke._ What a deal of ceremony!--how cool they are about it.
_Lord._ And why not cool, Sir; why not cool?
_Sir Luke._ O, very true--I am sure it has froze me.
_Lord._ I will go instantly, for fear it shou'd slip my memory, and
put this paper into the hands of proper officers--in the mean time,
Sir Luke, if you can talk with your visitor, Mr. Twineall, do--inquire
his opinion of the Sultan's rights--ask his thoughts, as if you were
commissioned by me--and, while he is revealing them to you, the
officers shall be in ambush, surprise him in the midst of his
sentiments, and bear him away to--[Twineall _looking in_.
_Twi._ May I presume to inquire how your Ladyship does?
_Lady._ O, yes--and pray walk in--I am quite recovered.
_Lord._ Lady Tremor, I bid you good day for the present.
_Sir Luke._ [_Following him to the door._] Your Lordship won't forget?
_Lord._ No--depend upon it, I shall remember.
_Sir Luke._ Yes--and make some other people remember too. [_Exit Lord_
Flint.
_Twi._ Is his Lordship gone? I am very sorry.
_Sir Luke._ No--don't be uneasy, he'll soon be back.
_Enter_ Haswell.
_Sir Luke._ Mr. Haswell, I am glad to see you.
_Has._ I told her Ladyship I would call in the evening, Sir Luke; and
so I have kept my word--I wanted too to speak with my Lord Flint, but
he was in such a hurry as he passed me, he wou'd hardly let me ask him
how he did.--I hope your Ladyship is well this afternoon. [_Bows to_
Twineall--_Sir_ Luke _exit at the door to_ Aurelia _and_ Elvirus.
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