Such Things Are: A Play, in Five ActsInchbald, Mrs.
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Such Things Are: A Play, in Five Acts
Inchbald, Mrs.
English drama
_Twi._ Pardon me, Mr. Haswell, but I almost suspect you heard of her
Ladyship's indisposition, and therefore paid this visit; for I am not
to learn your care and attention to all under affliction.
_Has._ [_Bows gravely._] Has your Ladyship been indisposed then?
_Lady._ A little--but I am much better.
_Twi._ Surely, of all virtues, charity is the first! it so protects
our neighbour!
_Has._ Do not you think, Sir, _patience_ frequently protects him as
much?
_Twi._ Dear Sir--pity for the poor miserable--
_Has._ Is oftener excited than the poor and miserable are aware of.
[_Looking significantly at him._
_Sir Luke._ [_From the room where_ Aurelia _and_ Elvirus _are_.] Nay,
Sir, I beg you will walk into this apartment--Aurelia, introduce the
gentleman to Lady Tremor.
_Lady._ Who has she with her?
_Has._ Aurelia!--O! I have not seen her I know not when--and besides
my acquaintance with her relations in England, there is a frank
simplicity about her that--
_Enter Sir_ Luke, Aurelia, _and_ Elvirus.
_Sir Luke._ You shou'd have introduced the gentleman before--I assure
you, Sir, [_To_ Elvirus.] I did not know, nor shou'd I have known, if
I had not accidentally come into the room. [Haswell _starts, on seeing_
Elvirus.
_Sir Luke._ [_To Lady_ Tremor.] A relation of Aurelia's--a Mr.
Glanmore, my dear, just arrived from England; who call'd to pass a
few minutes with us, before he sets off to the part of India he is to
reside in. [Elvirus _and_ Aurelia _appear in the utmost embarrassment
and confusion_.
_Lady._ I hope, Sir, your stay with us will not be so short as Sir
Luke has mentioned?
_Elv._ Pardon me, Madam, it must--the caravan, with which I travel,
goes off this evening, and I must accompany it.
_Has._ [_Aside._] I doubted before; but the voice confirms me.
[_Looking on_ Elvirus.
_Lady._ Why, you only arrived this morning, did you, Mr. Glanmore? you
came passenger in the same ship, then, with Mr. Twineall?
_Twi._ No, Madam--Sir, I am very sorry we had not the pleasure of your
company on board of us. [_To_ Elvirus.
_Sir Luke._ You had;--Mr. Glanmore came over in the Mercury--did not
you tell me so, Sir? [Elvirus _bows_.
_Twi._ Bless my soul, Sir! I beg your pardon--but surely that
cannot be--I got acquainted with every soul on board of us--every
creature--all their connections--and I can scarcely suppose you were
of the number.
_Sir Luke._ [_Aside._] How impertinent he is to this gentleman too! O!
that I had but courage to knock him down.
_Elv._ [_To_ Twineall.] Perhaps, Sir--
_Aur._ Yes, I dare say, that was the case.
_Twi._ What was the case, Madam?
_Sir Luke._ Wha--wha--wha--[_Mimicks._] that is not good breeding.
_Has._ Why do you blush, Aurelia?
_Aur._ Because [_Hesitating._] this gentleman----came over in the
same ship with Mr. Twineall.
_Sir Luke._ And I can't say I wonder at your blushing.
_Twi._ Why then positively, Sir, I thought I had known every
passenger----and surely--
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