French fiction -- 20th century -- Translations into English
"Doctor, no. Medicine. Oxygen."
"You have a direct way with people!"
"This is the way I class them: inspiration, expiration, those who bring
you to life and those who kill you, whom you must kill."
"Whom do you want to kill now?"
"Now?" He took her up. "Don't you think I have enough to do with my
patients?"
"No, no, I couldn't help saying that," replied Annette, laughing. "It
was my old classic blood. . . . But may I ask you with whom you were
angry when I met you?"
"I should so much like to forget it, now that I'm with you. To put it
briefly, it was about a block of unsanitary houses that has been a
breeding-ground for cancer and tuberculosis ever since the time of Henry
IV. The finished product: eighty per cent infected during the last
twenty years. I had brought the matter before the sanitary board and
demanded radical measures, that the buildings should be expropriated and
torn down. They seemed to agree with me and asked me to draw up a
report. I drew up the report, went back and found that the oracles had
changed their minds. . . . An impressive report, dear and eminent
colleague, a fine document. We must think it over. We must look into
this. There is no doubt that these people have died, but were their
deaths really due to the houses they lived in? . . . One of them brings
me some certificates (manufactured how?) proving, with the complicity of
various families who had been bribed by the owner, that one man had
already bought his ticket to the cemetery when he came and settled in
the waiting-room, that in another case the cancer was the result of an
accident. Another contests the idea that old houses are less sanitary
than new ones and says they are larger and more airy; he gives his own
as an example. . . . We must make things sanitary, not destroy.
Moderation in all things. A good cleaning will be enough; the owner
promises to have them disinfected. . . . Besides, we are poor, our
pockets are empty, we haven't the money to expropriate them. . . . Ah!
if it were a question of making a new gun! . . . But, after all, cancer
kills more surely than a gun. . . . To finish the farce, one of the
augurs ended by talking about beauty. It seems that since these
buildings belonged to the period of Henry IV, they ought to be preserved
for the sake of history and art. . . . I am fond of art myself, and I
can show you some pictures in my own house, ancient and modern both; but
age (unless we are talking about beautiful Madame So-and-So) is not the
mark of beauty; and, beautiful or not, I shall never admit that the past
should poison the present. Of all hypocrisies, the aesthetic hypocrisy
revolts me the most, for it tries to create nobility out of its own
barrenness. So I said some pretty stiff things on that score. . . . In
the middle of the discussion a colleague motioned to me, drew me aside
and said, 'Don't you know that old beetle who feeds on the corpses
of his tenants is an intimate friend of the president of that great
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