GERMAN EMPEROR. "THANKS, THANKS." (_Aside_) "I SUPPOSE HE CAN'T BE REFERRING TO OUR ORGANISATION OF THE _TURKISH_ ARMY." _September 17, 1913._] The decisive defeat of the Turk by the Greeks and their Allies is a bitter blow to Germany. * * * * * [Illustration: ANOTHER PEACE CONFERENCE. TURKEY (_to Greece_). "AHA! MY YOUNG FRIEND, ALONE AT LAST! NOW WE CAN ARRANGE A REALLY NICE TREATY." _October 8, 1913._] The Turk makes a desperate effort to get Greece into a quiet corner. * * * * * [Illustration: HIS MASTER'S VOICE. THE KAISER (_to Turkey, reassuringly_). "LEAVE EVERYTHING TO ME. ALL YOU'VE GOT TO DO IS TO EXPLODE." TURKEY. "YES, I QUITE SEE THAT. BUT WHERE SHALL _I_ BE WHEN IT'S ALL OVER?" _November 11, 1914._] There is, indeed, no health in the Turk. * * * * *