Swetnam, the Woman-hater, arraigned by women: A new comedie, acted at the Red Bull, by the late Queenes seruants. — John Shaqi
Swetnam, the Woman-hater, arraigned by women: A new comedie, acted at the Red Bull, by the late Queenes seruants.Anonymous
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Swetnam, the Woman-hater, arraigned by women: A new comedie, acted at the Red Bull, by the late Queenes seruants.
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Swetnam, Joseph, active 1617 -- Drama
SCEN. III.
_Enter_ ATLANTA _and_ AVRELIA.
_Aur._ But dost thou thinke hee’le come?
_Att._ He cannot chuse.
I sent him such a louing answer backe
By his Solliciter, able to make
An Eunuch to come with the conceit.
The houre’s almost at hand. Madam, command
A banquet be set forth: My charge shall be
_Enter with a Banquet, Women._
To giue him intertainement: whilst your Grace,
_Loretta_, and the Ladies of your traine,
Or any others you shall please to appoint,
Be ready to surprise him. So ’tis well.
Now leaue the rest to mee.
_Aur._ My deare _Atlanta_, I commend thy care.
_Att._ Call it my dutie, Madam, and the loue
I owe to sacred vertue, to defend
The same of women. All withdraw awhile, _Ex. Women._
I thinke I heare him comming. I, ’tis he.
_Enter_ Misogynos _and Swash_.
_Swash._ This is the place, Sir, she appoynted you.
_Mis._ Is this the Orchard then,
Where I must pluck the fruit from that faire tree?
_Swash._ I would it might proue Stone-fruit,
And so choke him.
_Mis._ Ha! what’s here? a banquet?
_Swa._ Banquet? Where?
_Mis._ Readie prepar’d? why, this is excellent!
What a kind creature ’tis?
_Swa._ Did not I say
How monstrously she lou’d you? Come, fall to.
_Mis._ Before my Mistresse come?
_Swa._ I’faith Sir, I;
This is but onely a prouocatiue,
To make you strong and lustie for the incounter.
_Mis._ And here’s Wine too;
Nothing but Bloud and Spirit.
Fall to, _Swash_.
_Swa._ A sweetthing is loue,
That fills both heart and mind:
There is no comfort in the world,
To women that are kind. Here, Sir, I’le drinke to you.
_Mis._ I would she would come away once: Now, methinks,
I could performe. And see! but wish and haue.
_Enter_ Atlanta.
_Atlan._ Oh, are you come? I see you keep your houre.
_Mis._ I should be sorry else.
_Atl._ Nay, keepe your place.
_Mis._ Will you sit downe then? Sirrah? Walke aloofe.
_Atl._ Let him be doing something. Here, take this.
_Mis._ I haue made bold to taste your Wine and Cates.
And when you please, we’le try the operation.
_Atl._ How?
_Mis._ You know my mind.
_Atlan._ You men are all so fickle, that poore we
Doe not know whom to trust.
But doe you loue me truely?
_Mis._ By this kisse.
_Atl._ No, saue that labour, Sir: I’le take your word.
Yet, how should I beleeue you, when so late
You rail’d against our Sex, and slander’d vs?
_Mis._ Oh doe not thinke of that, that’s done and gone.
Doe not recall what’s past. I now recant:
And (by this hand) I loue thee truly, Loue.
_Atl._ May I beleeue all this?
_Mis._ Come hither, _Swash_.
How often haue I sworne to thee alone,
I lou’d this Lady; neuer none but shee?
_Swa._ Yes truely, that he has.
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