Swetnam, the Woman-hater, arraigned by women: A new comedie, acted at the Red Bull, by the late Queenes seruants.Anonymous
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Swetnam, the Woman-hater, arraigned by women: A new comedie, acted at the Red Bull, by the late Queenes seruants.
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Swetnam, Joseph, active 1617 -- Drama
_Mis._ You may be proud, I tell you, of my loue,
There is a thousand Women in this Towne,
To imbrace me, would clap their hands for ioy,
And run like so many wild Cats.
_Swa._ That they would,
I dare be sworne for vm,
And hang about him like so many Catch-poles,
He would ne’r get from vm,
And yet this happinesse is profer’d you.
_Atl._ Which I cannot refuse,
You haue, you know, such a preuayling tongue,
No woman can deny you any thing.
_Mis._ Why, that was kindly spoke. Where shall wee meet?
_Atl._ Hearke in your eare, I’le tell you.
_Mis._ Best of all.
_Atl._ But—
_Mis._ Doe you thinke mesuch a foole?
_Atl._ Till then farewell: I’le speedily returne. _Ex. Atl._
_Mis._ Why law now, _Swash_, I told thee she would yeeld,
No woman in the world can hold out long.
Oh beware when a man of Art courts a woman.
_Swa._ I, or a Fencer, Sir: We lay vm flat before vs.
But, pray you tell me, Master, Doe you loue
This Lasse sincerely?
_Mis._ Ha, ha, ha. Loue? that were a iest indeed,
To passe away the time for sport, or so;
Th’are made for nothing else:
And he that loues vm longer, is a foole.
_Swa._ Me thinkes ’tis pittie to delude her, Sir:
I’faith she’s a handsome wench.
_Mis._ Away, you Asse.
Delude? what are they good for else?
_Enter_ Atlanta.
She comes againe. Out of the Orchard, _Swash_.
Welcome, Sweet heart.
_Atl._ Are you in priuate, Sir?
_Mis._ There’s not an eye vnder the Horizon
That can behold vs; If Suspicion tell,
I’le beat her blind as euer Fencer was.
_Atl._ Sir, now you talke of Fencing, I heare you
Professe that noble Science.
_Mis._ ’Tis most true.
_Atl._ I loue you, Sir, the better; ’tis a thing
I honour with my heart. If any one
Should scandalize or twit me with your loue,
You can defend my fame, and make such men—
_Mis._ Creepe on their knees, aske thee forgiuenesse,
Or any other base submission.
_Atl._ Oh, what a happinesse shall I inioy?
But can can you doe this if occasion serue?
_Mis._ Would some were here to make experience,
That thou mightst see my skill.
_Atl._ Sir, that will I. _Strike him._
_Mis._ How’s this?
_Atl._ Impudent slaue,
How dar’st thou looke a woman in the face,
Or commence loue to any: Specially to mee?
Thou know’st I’me vow’d thy publique enemie,
Which this, and this, and this shall testifie.
_Mis._ Oh that I had a weapon, thou shouldst know,
A thousand women could not stand one blow,
From my vnconquerd arme.
_Atl._ That shall be tride.
I’le fit you, Sir, in your owne element.
I thinke thou darest not looke vpon a sword.
See, there’s a foyle: I will but thumpe you, Sir.
Thy life’s reseru’d vnto a worse reuenge. _Play._
_Mis._ Oh. Some Deuil’s enterd in this Idol sure,
To make mee misbelieue. Oh.
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