In the dining hall of a university, a biochemical student glanced up
from his paper to his breakfast companion. "You remember Johnny, the
mythical carrier that they told about during the first and second
epidemics of Syndrome Plague?"
"Sure. Syndrome Johnny. They use that myth in psychology class as a
typical example of mass hysteria. When a city was nervous and expecting
the plague to reach them, some superstitious fool would imagine he saw
Syndrome Johnny and the population would panic. Symbol for Death or
some such thing. People imagined they saw him in every corner of the
world. Simultaneously, of course."
It was a bright morning and they were at a window which looked out
across green rolling fields to a towering glass-brick building in the
distance.
The student who had gone back to his paper suddenly looked up again.
"Some Peruvians here claim they saw Syndrome Johnny--"
"Idiotic superstition! You'd think it would have died down when the
plague died."
The other grinned. "The plague didn't die." He folded his newspaper
slowly, obviously advancing an opening for a debate.
His companion went on eating. "Another of your wild theories, huh?"
Then through a mouthful of food: "All right, if the plague didn't die,
where did it go?"
"Nowhere. _We have it now._ We all have it!" He shrugged. "A virus
catalyst of high affinity for the cells and a high similarity to a
normal cell protein--how can it be detected?"
"Then why don't people die? Why aren't we sick?"
"Because we have sickened and recovered. We caught it on conception
and recovered before birth. Proof? Why do you think that the countries
which were known as the Hungry Lands are now well-fed, leisured,
educated, advanced? Because the birth rate has fallen! Why has the
birth rate fallen?" He paused, then very carefully said, "Because two
out of three of all people who would have lived have died before birth,
slain by Syndrome Plague. We are all carriers now, hosts to a new
guest. And"--his voice dropped to a mock sinister whisper--"with such a
stranger within our cells, at the heart of the intricate machinery of
our lives, who knows what subtle changes have crept upon us unnoticed!"
His companion laughed. "Eat your breakfast. You belong on a horror
program!"
* * * * *
A police psychologist for the Federated States of The Americas was
running through reports from the Bureau of Social Statistics. Suddenly
he grunted, then a moment later said, "Uh-huh!"
"Uh-huh what?" asked his superior, who was reading a newspaper with his
feet up on the desk.
"Remember the myth, of Syndrome Johnny?"
"Ghost of Syndrome Plague. Si, what of it?"
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