"Titaquahapahel, Peru, population nine hundred, sent in a claim that he
turned up there and they almost caught him. Crime Statistics rerouted
the report to Mass Phenomena, of course. Mass Phenomena blew a tube and
sent their folder on Syndrome Johnny over here. Every report they ever
had on him for ninety years back! A memo came with it." He handed the
memo over.
The man behind the desk looked at it. It was a small graph and some
mathematical symbols. "What is it?"
"It means," said the psychologist, smiling dryly, "that every crazy
report about our ghost has points of similarity to every other crazy
report. The whole business of Syndrome Johnny has been in their 'funny
coincidence' file for twenty years. This time the suspect hits the
averaged description of Johnny too closely: A solid-looking man,
unusual number of visible minor scars, and a disturbing habit of
bending his fingers at the first-joint knuckles when he is thinking.
The coincidence has gotten too damn funny. There's a chance we've been
passing up a crime."
"An extensive crime," said the man at the desk softly. He reached
for the folder. "Yes, a considerable quantity of murder." He leafed
through the folder and then thought a while, looking at the most recent
reports. Thinking was what he was paid for, and he earned his excellent
salary.
"This thumbprint on the hotel register--the name is false, but the
thumbprint looks real. Could we persuade the Bureau of Records to give
their data on that print?"
"Without a warrant? Against constitutional immunity. No, not a chance.
The public has been touchy about the right to secrecy ever since that
police state was attempted in Varga."
"How about persuading an obliging judge to give a warrant on grounds of
reasonable suspicion?"
"No. We'd have the humanist press down on our necks in a minute, and
any judge knows it. We'd have to prove a crime was committed. No crime,
no warrant."
"It seems a pity we can't even find out who the gentleman is," the
Crimes Department head murmured, looking at the thumbprint wistfully.
"No crime, no records. No records, no evidence. No evidence, no proof
of crime. Therefore, we must manufacture a small crime. He was attacked
and he must have defended himself. Someone may have been hurt in the
process." He pushed a button. "Do you think if I send a man down there,
he could persuade one of the mob to swear out a complaint?"
"That's a rhetorical question," said the psychologist, trying to work
out an uncertain correlation in his reports. "With that sort of mob
hysteria, the town would probably give you an affidavit of witchcraft."
* * * * *
"Phone for you, Doctor Alcala." The nurse was crisp but quiet, smiling
down at the little girl before vanishing again.
Ricardo Alcala pushed the plunger in gently, then carefully withdrew
the hypodermic needle from the little girl's arm. "There you are,
Cosita," he said, smiling and rising from the chair beside the white
bed.
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