England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
They consulted apart, the nieces and the men and a few villagers looking
on eagerly, and evidently wishing that their powers of hearing were
finer. Woods, pinching his under-lip, said he doubted whether there was
anything in the idea, but he felt willing to give it a trial. And did
she—lowering his voice—did she really mean what she said just now? Mrs.
Jarrett, pleating her apron, urged it was unfair to make any one
responsible for a remark made on the spur of the moment, and re-stated
her suggestion. One of the nieces fetched an inkstand, and, the cards
being reversed, with a sharpened piece of wood she wrote upon them:
“AN HOUR’S EXCURSION THROUGH THE
FOREST.
ONE SHILLING.”
“Put the nosebags on!” he commanded.
It was on the evening of that day that the earthquake, faintly hinted at
near the railway station, broke out in another place. The wagonettes had
been fairly well patronised. A few couples, down with the announced
intention of enjoying a good long walk through the forest, changed their
minds and accepted carriage exercise as a substitute. Woods, before
going home, shook hands with the ladies, and pointed out that everything
in this world dried straight if you only gave it time and fair weather.
The motor-driver on his last journey brought, as a peace offering, two
cigars presented by a grateful passenger. One of these Mr. Woods was
smoking near the stables as he waited for his housekeeper’s summons to
the evening meal: she was a good woman, honest and religious, but
apparently had never learned to tell the time by the clock. He was, I
say, smoking; he was also thinking—a frequent conjunction.
When a tremendous clatter and hubbub came, arousing him, and causing him
to say distractedly:
“Whatever fresh is a ’appening of now?”
Out in the roadway a set of a dozen women, including the most notable
female inhabitants of the village, marched, his sister-in-law at the
head, banging as they went on dustpans, old teatrays, saucepans, and
other instruments of music rarely to be discovered in a first-class
orchestra. The aim seemed to be discord, and that end was certainly
being achieved. Some children followed, making a cloud of dust as they
slouched along. The marchers disappeared. Woods, regarding them as they
went, knew the incident to represent a violent outbreak of moral
indignation, and reckoned it a good answer to the complaint made by an
American that day to the effect that English country life appeared dull.
His housekeeper came, announcing, with a severe air of promptitude, the
readiness of a meal that was three-quarters of an hour late, and appeared
willing for conversation; but he told her he had enjoyed enough of talk.
What he desired now was peace and quietness.
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