Tales of the Jazz AgeFitzgerald, F. Scott (Francis Scott)
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Tales of the Jazz Age
Fitzgerald, F. Scott (Francis Scott)
Short stories; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
Betty’s angry tears dried miraculously in her eyes, her lips shut
tight together, and she looked stonily at Marion. Then she rose and,
scattering her sympathizers right and left, walked directly across the
room to Perry, who stared at her in terror. Again silence crept down
upon the room.
“Will you have the decency to grant me five minutes’ conversation--or
wasn’t that included in your plans?”
He nodded, his mouth unable to form words.
Indicating coldly that he was to follow her she walked out into the
hall with her chin uptilted and headed for the privacy of one of the
little card-rooms.
Perry started after her, but was brought to a jerky halt by the
failure of his hind legs to function.
“You stay here!” he commanded savagely.
“I can’t,” whined a voice from the hump, “unless you get out first and
let me get out.”
Perry hesitated, but unable any longer to tolerate the eyes of the
curious crowd he muttered a command and the camel moved carefully from
the room on its four legs.
Betty was waiting for him.
“Well,” she began furiously, “you see what you’ve done! You and that
crazy license! I told you you shouldn’t have gotten it!”
“My dear girl, I--”
“Don’t say ‘dear girl’ to me! Save that for your real wife if you ever
get one after this disgraceful performance. And don’t try to pretend
it wasn’t all arranged. You know you gave that colored waiter money!
You know you did! Do you mean to say you didn’t try to marry me?”
“No--of course--”
“Yes, you’d better admit it! You tried it, and now what are you going
to do? Do you know my father’s nearly crazy? It’ll serve you right if
he tries to kill you. He’ll take his gun and put some cold steel in
you. Even if this wed--this _thing_ can be annulled it’ll hang
over me all the rest of my life!”
Perry could not resist quoting softly: “‘Oh, camel, wouldn’t you like
to belong to the pretty snake-charmer for all your--’”
“Shut-up!” cried Betty.
There was a pause.
“Betty,” said Perry finally, “there’s only one thing to do that will
really get us out clear. That’s for you to marry me.”
“Marry you!”
“Yes. Really it’s the only--”
“You shut up! I wouldn’t marry you if--if--”
“I know. If I were the last man on earth. But if you care anything
about your reputation--”
“Reputation!” she cried. “You’re a nice one to think about my
reputation _now_. Why didn’t you think about my reputation before
you hired that horrible Jumbo to--to--”
Perry tossed up his hands hopelessly.
“Very well. I’ll do anything you want. Lord knows I renounce all
claims!”
“But,” said a new voice, “I don’t.”
Perry and Betty started, and she put her hand to her heart.
“For Heaven’s sake, what was that?”
“It’s me,” said the camel’s back.
In a minute Perry had whipped off the camel’s skin, and a lax, limp
object, his clothes hanging on him damply, his hand clenched tightly
on an almost empty bottle, stood defiantly before them.
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