Tales of the Long BowChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Tales of the Long Bow
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
One was Sir Samuel Bliss, for he had not yet performed those party
services which led to his being known to us all as Lord Normantowers.
He was a small, alert man like a ferret, with bristles of grey beard
and hair, and active or even agitated movements. The second was his
manager, Mr. Low, a stout, dark man with a thick nose and thick rings,
who eyed strangers with a curious heavy suspicion like a congested
sense of injury. It is believed that he expected to be persecuted. The
third man was something of a surprise, for he was no other than his
old friend Dr. Horace Hunter, as healthy and hearty as ever, but even
better dressed; as he now had a great official appointment as some kind
of medical inspector of the sanitary conditions of the district. But
the fourth man was the greatest surprise of all. For it appeared that
their conference was honoured by so great a figure in the scientific
world as Professor Hake himself, who had revolutionized the modern
mind with his new discoveries about the complexion in relation to
health. When Hood realized who he was, a light of somewhat sinister
understanding dawned on his long face.
On this occasion the Professor advanced an even more interesting
theory. He was a big, blond man with blinking eyes and a bull neck;
and doubtless there was more in him than met the eye, as is the way
with great men. He spoke last, and his theory was expounded with a
certain air of finality. The manager had already stated that it was
quite impossible for large quantities of petrol to have escaped, as
only a given amount was used in the factory. Sir Samuel had explained,
in what seemed an irascible and even irrelevant manner, that he had
presented several parks to the public, and had the dormitories of his
work-people decorated in the simplest and best taste, and nobody could
accuse him of vandalism or not caring for beauty and all that. Then it
was that Professor Hake explained the theory of the Protective Screen.
Even if it were possible, he said, for some thin film of petrol to
appear on the water, as it would not mix with the water the latter
would actually be kept in a clearer condition. It would act, as it
were, as a Cap; as does the gelatinous Cap upon certain preserved foods.
“That is a very interesting view,” observed Hood; “I suppose you will
write another book about that?”
“I think we are all the more privileged,” remarked Bliss, “in hearing
of the discovery in this personal fashion, before our expert has laid
it before the public.”
“Yes,” said Hood, “your expert is very expert, isn’t he--in writing
books?”
Sir Samuel Bliss stiffened in all his bristles. “I trust,” he said,
“you are not implying any doubt that our expert is an expert.”
“I have no doubt of your expert,” answered Hood gravely, “I do not
doubt either that he is expert or that he is yours.”
“Really, gentlemen,” cried Bliss in a sort of radiance of protest, “I
think such an insinuation about a man in Professor Hake’s position----”
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