Tales of the Long BowChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Tales of the Long Bow
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
He had been almost dancing with excitement on the top of the ridge; now
he suddenly went bounding down the slope beyond, calling to the girl to
follow, as carelessly as if they had been two children playing at hide
and seek. Strangely enough, perhaps, she did follow; more strangely
still when we consider the extravagant scenes through which she allowed
herself to be led. They were scenes more insanely incongruous with all
her sensitive and even secretive dignity than if she had been changing
hats with a costermonger on a Bank Holiday. For there the world would
only be loud with vulgarity, and here it was also loud with lies. She
could never have described that Saturnalia of a political election; but
she did dimly feel the double impression of a harlequinade at the end
of a pantomime and of Hood’s phrase about the end of the world. It was
as if a Bank Holiday could also be a Day of Judgment. But as the farce
could no longer offend her, so the tragedy could no longer terrify.
She went through it all with a wan smile, which perhaps nobody in the
world would have known her well enough to interpret. It was not in the
normal sense excitement; yet it was something much more positive than
patience. In a sense perhaps, more than ever before in her lonely life,
she was walled up in her ivory tower; but it was all alight within, as
if it were lit with candles or lined with gold.
Hood’s impetuous movements brought them to the bank of the river and
the outer offices of the factory, all of which were covered with the
coloured posters of the candidature, and one of which was obviously
fitted up as a busy and bustling committee-room. Hood actually met
Mr. Low coming out of it, buttoned up in a fur coat and bursting
with speechless efficiency. But Mr. Low’s beady black eyes glistened
with an astonishment bordering on suspicion when Hood in the most
hearty fashion offered his sympathy and co-operation. That strange
subconscious fear, that underlay all the wealthy manager’s success and
security in this country, always came to the surface at the sight of
Owen Hood’s long ironical face. Just at that moment, however, one of
the local agents rushed at him in a distracted fashion, with telegrams
in his hand. They were short of canvassers; they were short of cars;
they were short of speakers; the crowd at Little Puddleton had been
waiting half an hour; Dr. Hunter could not get round to them till ten
past nine, and so on. The agent in his agony would probably have hailed
a Margate nigger and entrusted him with the cause of the great National
Party, without any really philosophical inquiry into the nigger’s
theory of citizenship. For all such over-practical push and bustle in
our time is always utterly unpractical at the last minute and in the
long run. On that night Robert Owen Hood would have been encouraged to
go anywhere and say anything; and he did. It might be interesting to
imagine what the lady thought about it; but it is possible that she did
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