Tales of the Long BowChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Tales of the Long Bow
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
not think about it. She had a radiantly abstracted sense of passing
through a number of ugly rooms and sheds with flaring gas and stacks of
leaflets behind which little irritable men ran about like rabbits. The
walls were covered with large allegorical pictures printed in line or
in a few bright colours, representing Dr. Hunter as clad in armour, as
slaying dragons, as rescuing ladies rather like classical goddesses,
and so on. Lest it should be too literally understood that Dr. Hunter
was in the habit of killing dragons in his daily round, as a form of
field-sport, the dragon was inscribed with its name in large letters.
Apparently its name was “National Extravagance.” Lest there should be
any doubt about the alternative which Dr. Hunter had discovered as a
corrective to extravagance, the sword which he was thrusting through
the dragon’s body was inscribed with the word “Economy.” Elizabeth
Seymour, through whose happy but bewildered mind these pictures
passed, could not but reflect vaguely that she herself had lately but
to practise a good deal of economy and resist a good many temptations
to extravagance; but it would never have occurred to her unaided
imagination to conceive the action as that of plunging a sword into
a scaly monster of immense size. In the central committee-room they
actually came face to face for a moment with the candidate, who came
in very hot and breathless with a silk hat on the back of his head;
where he had possibly forgotten it, for he certainly did not remove it.
She was a little ashamed of being sensitive about such trifles; but
she came to the conclusion that she would not like to have a husband
standing for Parliament.
“We’ve rounded up all those people down Bleak Row,” said Dr. Hunter.
“No good going down The Hole and those filthy places. No votes there.
Streets ought to be abolished and the people too.”
“Well, we’ve had a very good meeting in the Masonic Hall,” said the
agent cheerfully. “Lord Normantowers spoke, and really he got through
all right. Told some stories, you know; and they stood it capitally.”
“And now,” said Owen Hood, slapping his hands together in an almost
convivial manner, “what about this torchlight procession?”
“This what procession?” asked the agent.
“Do you mean to tell me,” said Hood sternly, “that arrangements are
not complete for the torchlight procession of Dr. Hunter? That you are
going to let this night of triumph pass without kindling a hundred
flames to light the path of the conqueror? Do you realize that the
hearts of a whole people have spontaneously stirred and chosen him?
That the suffering poor murmured in their sleep ‘Vote For Hunter’
long before the Caucus came by a providential coincidence to the
same conclusion? Would not the people in The Hole set fire to their
last poor sticks of furniture to do him honour? Why, from this chair
alone----”
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