“Speakin’ of things freezin’,” said Red, “I’ve seen words freeze. Once
we was out in a blizzard cuttin’ drift fences, and tryin’ to point
the herds to the canyons. And we’d yell and cuss the critters, but we
couldn’t even hear ourselves. Well, sir, we finally got the brutes into
the brakes and was on our way back when it started moderatin’. All of a
sudden we heard the dangest mess of yellin’ and cussin’ and cow-bawlin’
that you ever heard tell of. Presently we recognized the very words we
had spoke on the way down.”
“It seems to me,” said Lanky, “that I learned a story something like
that from Addison and Steele.”
“Doubtless,” said Red, “doubtless you did. This that I was tellin’
about happened right over here on Addison and Steele’s outfit. I was
workin’ for ’em at the time.”
“Yeah,” said Hank, “them northers come mighty sudden at times. One
time Bill Anker and me rides up to a tank, and the day’s so warm and
purty we decides to go in swimmin’. We was jest ready to strip off,
when all of a sudden we notices the bullfrogs all along the dam jumpin’
out of the willows like bats shot out of a cannon. They hit the water
all right and went under, but them critters got fooled that time. They
poked out their heads like they always do; and there they was froze
tight as a hat-band in the ice. All along the side of the tank for
about ten feet from the dam, the ice was jest naturally speckled with
frog heads.”
“That puts me in mind,” said Joe, “of a tale Bill Bishop used to tell.
Bill said one time he started in swimmin’ and dove off of a high bluff
into a deep hole of water. But jest as he was leavin’ the bluff, a
drought come and dried up all the water. Bill thought shore he’d kill
his self on the rock bottom of the creek-bed, but down comes a rise
from a rain up above and fills up the hole jest in time to save him.”
“Lucky,” said Lanky.
“Yes,” said Joe, “I guess he was, yet not so powerful lucky, after all.
Jest as he was stickin’ up his head, it got froze in the ice like them
frogs Hank was tellin’ you about, and he had to stay there all day
before the boys come and chopped him out. Leastwise that’s what he used
to tell, but he was sech a damn windy that you never knowed when he was
tellin’ the truth and when he was tryin’ to load somebody.”
BY THE BREADTH OF A HAIR
Lanky had become intensely interested in the narratives of Joe and his
apprentices. He was happy that he had been assigned to the same guard.
All during the day he had been trying to think of the most pregnant
question to put when the day’s work should be over, and he should again
sit with the windy trio around the campfire. He thought of one that he
felt sure would elicit an interesting yarn.
“What,” he asked Joe, “was the narrowest escape you ever had?”
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