Joe pulled out a shuck. He reached leisurely the sack of Bull Durham
in his vest pocket. He rolled the cigarette with deliberation. He was
not going to play the fool by committing himself in any superlative way
until he had heard from his upstart rivals, young men trying to usurp
the arts and prerogatives universally recognized as belonging to the
old.
“Well,” he said, “that would be hard to say, hard to say. When a man
knocks around as much as I have, and in the days when the West was
wild, too, he’s bound to of had many a close call, what with Mex’cans,
rustlers, bad men, stampedes, blizzards, and the like. However, one of
the worst sceres I ever had was once when I got caught in a buffalo
stampede. I reckon you know somethin’ about the buffalo?”
“Yes,” said Lanky, “I’ve read a little bit about them.”
“Well,” said Joe, “I can’t say as I’ve read very much about ’em. I seen
the plains black with ’em. And I’ve killed a many a one in my day, too.
“Well, I started out to tell you what a close shave I had one time
at Buffalo Gap. I was a fool young buck then, and one mornin’ in the
spring after I first hit that country, I heard a great roarin’ and
bellowin’, and I listened a while, wonderin’ what it was. Then I
says to myself, ‘I bet that’s a buffalo herd;’ for I had heard the
old-timers tell about ’em, and how they come through the pass called
Buffalo Gap every spring, goin’ north.
“I rides up on one of the hills that overlooks the Gap so as I could
look right down on the beasts as they come by. There I stops to see ’em
pass. I didn’t git there much too soon, for right away the whole pass
was choked with buffalo as thick as they could crowd; jammed in closer
than steers in a stock car.
“I was ridin’ a fool bronc, and he got to rearin’ and pitchin’, and the
first thing I knowed, we was rollin’ down the hill together. Well, the
hoss turned three or four cats in the air, and first he was on top and
then I was, but the critter lit feet down right on top of the backs of
them buffalo; and I was still in the saddle and didn’t have no bones
broke. Don’t ask me whether I pulled leather or not, Lanky; don’t ask
me that.
“Well, them brutes begun to run, and the first thing I knowed they was
in a regular stampede. I seen what was happenin’. They was carryin’ me
and that hoss north jest as fast as they could run, which was purty
fast. Yes, sir, purty fast.
“I reins the hoss around and turns him south and digs his sides with
the rowels; and he runs toward the south jest as fast as he could--and
he was a right pert pony, too.
“Well, sir, I rides and I rides, all the time keepin’ my eye peeled for
the tail-end of the herd. But I sees nothin’ but buffalo, miles and
miles of ’em.
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