Tamawaca Folks: A Summer ComedyBaum, L. Frank (Lyman Frank)
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Tamawaca Folks: A Summer Comedy
Baum, L. Frank (Lyman Frank)
Macatawa, Lake, Region (Mich.) -- Fiction; Romans à clef; Summer resorts -- Fiction
"Outside of their business peculiarities," continued the colonel,
"both these men possess many good qualities. I don't want to give you
a wrong impression of them. Wilder is really kind and accommodating.
It is his nature to want to please people and to stand well in popular
opinion. Easton honestly believes that he is a Christian gentleman,
and he is said to be a good father and husband. But in their dealings
with the cottagers these partners have contracted a sort of moral
color-blindness; they can't distinguish their own rights from those of
others."
"I believe I understand you. Good morning, Colonel."
"Good morning, Mr. Jarrod."
Saturday evening Jarrod attended the meeting. It was held in a big,
shedlike structure in the woods called the "Auditorium," where divine
services were held on Sundays. All Tamawaca was there, for the men
took their wives to enjoy the "fun." It was the only occasion during
the whole year when the cottagers got together, and here they were
accustomed to frankly air their grievances and then go home and forget
them.
On the platform sat a dignified, pleasant faced old gentleman who
nodded courteously to each arrival. At the secretary's desk was a
little man intently perusing a newspaper.
When all had assembled the chairman arose and rapped gently upon the
rostrum.
"The meeting will please come to order," he said, and a sudden hush
fell upon the place.
"I believe the first thing in order is for the secretary to read the
minutes of the last meeting."
The secretary glanced over his paper.
"I've mislaid 'em somewhere," he said; "but they don't amount to
anything, anyhow."
The chairman looked reproachful when the meeting joyously applauded
this announcement.
"Ahem!" he said. "Are there any remarks?"
A tall, thin man rose from the benches and cleared his throat.
Instantly every eye was upon him. Someone beside Jarrod laughed, and
the lawyer turned around to find George B. Still seated there.
"La--dies and gen--tle--men!" began the orator. "We are gathered
together this evening to--ah--to meet one another. The--er--reason we
are so--ah--so gathered together in one meeting is to--er--consider why
we should be--er--should be brought in contact one with another for the
public welfare of Tamawaca this gathering!"
As he paused impressively Geo. B. murmured: "Gather up the sands from
the s--e--a sho--o--r--e!"
"I take it," continued the speaker, raising his voice aggressively,
"that we are met here with a purpose; I may say--er--an object in here
gathering together. It is my earnest wish, ladies and gentlemen, that
this--er--purpose may be fulfilled!"
He sat down amid a round of applause, mainly bestowed because he sat
down. But he held himself erect and didn't lean against the back of
the bench for a good five minutes.
"I call for the reports of the committees," announced the chairman.
A man arose and said:
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