Tar Heel TalesBryant, H. E. C. (Henry Edward Cowan)
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Tar Heel Tales
Bryant, H. E. C. (Henry Edward Cowan)
African Americans -- Fiction; North Carolina -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
For five years he has spent his nights with the night officers of the
city. He knows the ins and outs of the police department better than
one or two of the billy-toters that pass for policemen. For patrol duty
he is first-class. He can run with the flying thief, or jump fences
with the light-footed crap-shooter, and is always handy and willing.
If a call comes for Black Maria, Judge is the first to mount the front
seat. He likes an exciting race--the faster the better. On raids, he
is the first to enter the house and the last to quit it. While the
search or investigation is being made, he sits quietly by, a visiting
onlooker, interested but not active. If the officers are compelled to
run a foot-race, Judge takes the lead, and it is a wiry culprit that can
out-distance him. The prisoner securely fixed in the wagon, Judge takes
his seat in front, turns his back to the horse, and faces the unfortunate
one. He seems to delight in bringing offenders to justice, not cruel, but
in full sympathy with the blue-stocking laws of the city.
Once outside of his own yard, Judge assumes a dignified, stiff air,
except when playing with his favorite officers. Some people would say
that he is haughty, and at times he is, but if he turns up his nose at a
fellow, that means that he considers himself superior to that particular
wart on society, and there is generally a good reason for his contempt.
Dogs do not concern Judge. He pays but little attention to their friendly
advances or threatening growls. If some vicious cur snarls and snaps at
his heels, he curls his fuzzy tail over his back and ignores the common
whelp; while, on the other hand, if some soft-coated, gentle-mannered,
pedigreed dog tries to make up to him, he goes to Col. Black, rubs
against his legs, looks up into his face, and declares: “What fools these
canines be! I don’t care one whit for any of them.”
From what has already been said, one might conclude that Judge is a
coward. Well, dear reader, you may disabuse your mind of that conclusion,
for it is wrong. Judge is a true North Carolinian--slow to anger, but
fearfully courageous when in trouble. He fears no dog in town. The common
herd like to snap at him from inside a secure fence, as he trots by in
the wake of Col. Black, but none would dare go near the open gate. Judge
just ignores everything that keeps its distance. He has frequently said
to the patrolmen something like this: “Did you see that contemptuous
scamp charging at me? I would not lower myself to fight him if he were
out. I should like to sick old Puss on him if he’d call at my home.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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