Tar Heel TalesBryant, H. E. C. (Henry Edward Cowan)
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Tar Heel Tales
Bryant, H. E. C. (Henry Edward Cowan)
African Americans -- Fiction; North Carolina -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
In order to get Judge to do battle, a dog must assault him. Being an
officer of the law, he lives up to the letter. If attacked, he fights
in self-defense. It will be recalled that he put the little speckled
bull-terrier, that loafed around the Gem Restaurant a few years ago,
clear out of business for good. Old Speck lingered between life and death
for two days after the affray, and then died from his wounds. Other dogs
have fared as badly. Judge is slow to take hold, but when he does, Pitts
says it’s good night, Isum, for death will creep over the prostrate
form of the other dog before he can stop the fight. That is the kind of
scrapper Judge is. Like the man who says little, but hangs on like grim
death.
I have always heard it said in Providence that it was well to stay out of
a row with the laughing fighter. Such a one is Judge. He winks his eyes
and grins in the midst of the fight.
Col. Black has one thing against Judge. As Mr. Hyde he is all right, but
as Dr. Jekyll he is high-headed and arrogant. If Judge goes up street
with any of Dr. Graham’s family, he refuses to recognize any police
officer. He carries himself far above common people and soars in an
aristocratic atmosphere. If Col. Black or Mr. Pitts calls to him on the
sly, he lifts his saucy tail a bit higher and gets closer to his young
mistress or master, as the case may be, as if he feared contamination of
some sort. In other words, Col. Black and his associates on the police
force are proper company after dark, but not in daylight.
Judge does not recognize them in a social way. As conclusive evidence on
this point, I relate the following incident:
The joke is on Col. Black or Pitts. Col. Black claims that it is on
Pitts, and Pitts that it is on the colonel.
One day, several years ago, one of these worthy officers was sent to
notify Dr. Graham that a certain committee, of which he was a member,
would meet that night. The officer went to Dr. Graham’s gate, opened
it, and started to the porch. Judge, the faithful friend of the early
morning, rushed around the house, with bristles raised and teeth
shining, growling viciously. The officer, seeing the threatening attitude
of the dog, stopped, and said: “Why, Judge, don’t you know me?” Instead
of making up, after this, Judge became more determined to stop the
officer. He hurried to the walkway, fixed himself, and made ready for a
stubborn resistance.
“Judge! Judge!” said Col. Black or Pitts, which ever it was. But Judge
heard him not.
Dr. Graham, seeing the predicament of the officer from within the house,
came out and assured Judge that all was well, and he dropped his tail,
and went toward the kitchen, carrying an ugly case of the sulks, seeming
badly put out because he did not get to bite the caller.
At midnight of the same day, Judge joined Col. Black and Pitts on their
rounds, as bright and cheerful as ever.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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