Contrary to custom, he sought for some appetizing dish, to change the
routine. Appetite had not woken, but he had become restless before
the usual dull programme. There were certain tracts of menu he never
explored. His eye always guided him at once to the familiar place where
the “plat du jour” was to be found, and the alternative sweets heading
the list. He now plunged his eye down the long line of unfamiliar dishes.
He fixed his eye on Jeanne with indecision too, and picked up the menu.
“My vis-à-vis is pretty!” he thought.
“Lobster salad, mayonnaise, and a pommes à l’huile, Jeanne,” he called
out.
This awakening to beauties of the menu brought with it a survey of his
neighbour. Vaguely, she must be connected with lobster salad. How could
that be?
First he was surprised that such a beautiful girl should be sitting
there. Beautiful people wander dangerously about in life, just like
ordinary folk. He appeared to think that they should be isolated like
powder magazines or lepers. This man could never leave good luck alone,
or reflect that that, too, was a dangerous vagrant. He could not quite
grasp that it was a _general_ good luck and easily explained phenomenon.
He had already been examined by the beautiful girl. Throwing an absent
far-away look into her eyes, she let them wander over him. Afterwards
she cast them down into her soup. As a pickpocket, after brisk work in
a crowd, hurries home to examine and evaluate his spoil, so she then
examined collectedly what her dreamy eyes had noted. This method was not
characteristic of her, but of the category of useful habits bequeathed
us, each sex having its own. Perhaps in her cloudy soup she beheld
something of the storm and shock that inhabited her neighbour.
Without preliminary reflection Kreisler found himself addressing her, a
little abashed when he suddenly heard his voice, and with eerie feeling
when it was answered.
“From your hesitation in choosing your lunch, gnädiges Fräulein, I
suppose you have not been long in Paris?”
“No, I only arrived a week ago, from America.” She settled her elbows on
the table for a moment.
“Allow me to give you some idea of what the menu of this restaurant is
like.” This was like a lesson. He started ponderously. “At the head of
each list you will find simple dishes; elemental dishes, I might call
them! (Elementalische plätter!) This is the rough material from which
the others are evolved. Each list is like an oriental dance. It gets
wilder as it goes along. In the last dish you can be sure that the
potatoes will taste like tomatoes, and the pork like a sirloin of beef.”
“_So!_” laughed the young woman, with good German guttural. “I’m glad to
say I have ordered dishes that head the list.”
“Garlic is an enemy usually ambushed in gigot.—That is his only quite
certain haunt.”
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