'It is one of the pillars of the Church,' replied the Owl. 'The
Dragon's church, I mean, where he is worshipped by himself. In some
places you may worship St. George and the Dragon together; but in the
Stock Exchange, for instance, you may only worship the Dragon.'
'Is the Dragon very wicked?'
'I don't know,' said the Owl. 'I think he can't be, or else so many
respectable people would not worship him. The professor doesn't, or
very little; but then he doesn't worship St. George either. The people
who worship the Dragon are sometimes called Snobs—not by themselves
though; it is one of the marks of the true Snob that he never knows he
is one. They never call the Dragon by that name either. He has as many
other names as Jupiter used to have, and all the altars, and temples,
and sacrifices are made to him under the other names.'
'Sacrifices!' exclaimed Queen Mab. 'What do they sacrifice?'
'It would be shorter to say what they _don't_ sacrifice,' replied the
Owl. 'Only nobody knows, for many of his worshippers sacrifice anything
and everything. The manufacturer you saw go past—'
'Yes,' said Queen Mab, a good deal impressed, for the owl was speaking
solemnly.
'He is sacrificing the happiness, and even the lives of hundreds of men
and women. Also the playtime of the children and their innocence. As
for his own peace and charity, he sacrificed them long ago. And yet—it
is very strange; he calls himself a worshipper of St. George. You
remember, in very early times there used to be sacrifices to the
Dragon.'
'I remember,' said the fairy. 'In wicker baskets. But never anything.
like this!'
'I daresay not,' said the Owl 'We do things on a larger scale now,
sacrifices and all. Everybody prefers, of course, to make sacrifices of
the belongings of other people; but there are certain possessions of
their own that unavoidably go too—as Truth, Sympathy, Justice; abstract
nouns, the names of any quality, property, state or action,' murmured
the Owl, falling unconsciously into his old habit of parsing. 'The
English,' he added, 'are very generous with their abstract nouns, and
will sacrifice or give away any quantity of them. It is a national
characteristic, of which they are justly proud.'
'Do the women worship the Dragon?'
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