The Abandoned Farmers: His Humorous Account of a Retreat from the City to the FarmCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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The Abandoned Farmers: His Humorous Account of a Retreat from the City to the Farm
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Farms -- Recreational use -- United States -- Fiction; Humorous stories
There were dells, glades, steep bluffs and rolling stretches of fallow
land; there were seven springs on the place; there was a cloven rift in
the hill with a fine little valley at the bottom of it, and the first
time I clambered up its slope from the bottom I flushed a big cock
grouse that went booming away through the underbrush with a noise like
a burst of baby thunder. That settled it for me. All my life I have been
trying to kill a grouse on the wing, and here was a target right on the
premises. Next day we signed the papers and paid over the binder money.
We were landowners. Presently we had a deed in the safe-deposit box and
some notes in the bank to prove it.
Over most of our friends we had one advantage. They had taken
old-fashioned farms and made them over into modern country places. But
once upon a time, sixty or seventy years back, the place of which we
were now the proud proprietors had been the property of a man of means
and good taste, a college professor; and, by the somewhat primitive
standards of those days, it had been an estate of considerable
pretensions.
This gentleman had done things of which we were now the legatees. For
example, he had spared the fine big trees, which grew about the dooryard
of his house; and when he had cleared the tillable acres he had left in
them here and there little thickets and little rocky copses which stood
up like islands from the green expanses of his meadows. The pioneer
American farmer's idea of a tree in a field or on a lawn was something
that could be cut down right away. Also the original owner had planted
orchards of apples and groves of cherries; and he had thrown up stout
stone walls, which still stood in fair order.
But--alas!--he had been dead for more than forty years. And during most
of those forty years his estate had been in possession of an absentee
landlord, a woman, who allowed a squatter to live on the property, rent
free, upon one unusual condition--namely, that he repair nothing, change
nothing, improve nothing, and, except for the patch where he grew his
garden truck, till no land. As well as might be judged by the present
conditions, the squatter had lived up to the contract. If a windowpane
was smashed he stuffed up the orifice with rags; if a roof broke away
he patched the hole with scraps of tarred paper; if a tree fell its
molder-ing trunk stayed where it lay; if brambles sprang up they
flourished unvexed by bush hook or pruning blade.
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