The Abandoned Farmers: His Humorous Account of a Retreat from the City to the FarmCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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The Abandoned Farmers: His Humorous Account of a Retreat from the City to the Farm
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Farms -- Recreational use -- United States -- Fiction; Humorous stories
“Well, I wouldn't reflect on Bink's honesty for any amount of money in
the world. Of my own knowledge I don't know anything against him one way
or the other. Of course, from time to time I've heard a lot of things
that other people said about him; but that's only hearsay evidence, and
I make it a rule not to repeat gossip about anybody. Still”--he lingered
over the word--“still, if it was me instead of you, I'd go over his
bills very carefully--that's all!
“I don't blame any fellow for trying to get along in his business; and
I guess the competition is so keen in the retail merchandising line
that oncet in a while a man just naturally has to skin his customers a
little. But that's no argument why he should try to take the entire hide
off of 'em. They tell me Bink's bookkeeper is a regular wizard when it
comes to making up an account, 'specially for a stranger.” He took
a puff or two at his cigar, meantime squinting across our weed-grown
fields. “Don't I see 'Lonzo Begee chopping dead trees down there
alongside the road?”
“Yes; I believe that's his name. He only came to work for us this
morning. Seems to be a hustler.”
“Does he, now? Well, ain't it a curious circumstance how many fellers
starting in at a new job just naturally work their heads off and wind
up at the end of the second week loafing? Strikes me that's particularly
the case with the farm laborers round here. Now you take 'Lonzo Begee's
case. He never worked for me--I'm mighty careful about who I hire,
lemme tell you!--but it always struck me as a strange thing that 'Lonzo
changes jobs so often. I make it a point to keep an eye on what's
happening in this neighborhood; and seems like every time I run acrost
him he's working in a different place for a different party.
“And yet you never can tell--he might turn out to be a satisfactory hand
for you. Stranger things have happened. And besides, what suits one
man don't suit another. I believe in letting a man find out about these
things for himself. The bitterer the experience and the more it costs
him, the more likely he is to remember the lesson and profit by it.
Don't you think so yourself?”
I told him I thought so; and presently he took his departure, after
remarking that we had purchased a place with a good many possibilities
in it; though, from what he had heard, we probably paid too much for it,
and he only hoped we didn't waste too much money in developing. He
left me filled with so many doubts and so many misgivings that I felt
congested. Within two days he was back, though, still actuated by the
neighborly spirit, to warn me against a few more persons with whom we
had already had dealings, or with whom we expected to have dealings, or
with whom conceivably we might some day have dealings.
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